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Amazing Home Remedies
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> > > 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
> > >water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove
> > >itself.
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> > > 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
> > >someone else to hold while you chop.
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> > > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
> > >using the sink.
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> > > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
> > >bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> > >Remember to use a timer.
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> > > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
> > >you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
> > >snooze button
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> > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then
> > >you'll be afraid to cough.
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> > > 7. You need only two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
> > >doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
> > >does, use the duct tape.