You guys made me laugh pretty well.
And yes, I am a squid.....but only the Navy variety though. No intentional wheelies for me
The Versys came out with a bent shift lever, a damaged front rim, some seriously scraped plastic including a left turn blinker. Nothing broken, amazingly enough.
Externally, that's all as far as I can tell. I don't know if anything's broken internally on the bike.
Thanks for all the warm thoughts. It's great to have all the support