In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained
to her class that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were Steeler's fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their
teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was one
exception.
A little boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different ... "Because I am
not a
Steeler's fan" says Timmy.
The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy sayed "I'm a Brown's fan."
The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy
why he was a Brown's fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are Brown's fans so I'm a Brown's fan too."
The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your
mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"
Timmy said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."