Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and the Pope have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Ohio in case of a tornado?
A. To the Browns Stadium- you never see a touchdown there.
Q. What's the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road