Actually the big foot hunters are being brought up on murder charges. Seems the body they "found", they actually shot and killed. Turns out that "Big foot" is actually Clem Baker". Jed Baker, brother of Clem said " We was tendin' to our still up in the hills, when me and my brothers was riled by four outsiders with guns. We thought they was ATF agents. Clem turned around and they shot em'. Me and Willy ran and hid in the brambles. We hurd these San Francisco types said they caught bigfoot. Now ol' Clem does have big feet and he is a hairy SOB (so are all us brothers) but that was no reason to kill Clem. Those San Francisco types are scary to us. We was just minding our own business. Thats just not we treat folks round Georiga, guess all that free love stuff we hurd about them Frisco' girly men wore off. Now they are clod blooded killers." Georgia State Police are filing extradition papers Friday.
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