[1400pilot]

Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."