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Old 02-19-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by 1600pilot
Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high but they are higher than Nebraska!!
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