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Guns don't kill people. People kill people ...and Chuck Norris kills those people.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is so tough that he doesn't have elbows. Instead he has 2 more fists!
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The grimm reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
I heard Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris does not pay taxes. When April rolls around he sends in a blank 1040 and a picture of him poised and ready to strike. He has never had to pay taxes. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't write books...the words line up from sheer terror.
Chuck Norris can shoot you, then roundhouse kick your head off before the bullet hits you.
Superman Wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having a weakness.