How about an actual shattered upper fairing and windshield from a gold 2002 ZX9R?
An authentic set of egg-shaped cylinders off a 1998 Honda VTR1000F Superhawk, complete with bottom half of crankcase?
A collector's edition pancaked muffler from a 2002 ZX9R?
A genuine s****ed-up muffler from a 1998 Honda VTR1000F Superhawk?
A limited-issue rear wheel from a 2002 ZX9R bent in the shape of a taco-shell? (I'll throw in the bent swingarm at no extra charge!)
Eight worn-out drive-chains from various bikes? (The drive sprockets would make good heavy-duty throwing stars and the rear sprockets would make great tools if you ever want to pursue a career as Master of the Flying Guillotine.)
We're slashing prices! Everything MUST GO!!
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