The Biker's Code

[trikebubble]

I saw this on the VROC forum, I found it quite interesting. What do you all think?


The Biker's Code

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Don't take any ****. Be kind to women, children and animals, but don't take any bull****. This is an essential part of being a biker. It has to do with respect and honor. Anyone can be a quick-tempered fool.

Be cool, stand tall and backup what you say with action.

Never lie, cheat or steal. Another way of saying this is to always tell the truth.

Bikers are always the greasy bad guys in the movies, but every real biker knows that his word is his bond. Your word is all you have in life that is truly yours. Guard it carefully and be something noble, for you are a true knight of the road.


Don't snitch. If you see a wrong, fight it yourself, if you are about anything you'll take care of problems yourself and never feel the need to snitch someone off. Snitches are the lowest life forms on earth, right up there with biker thieves.

Don't Whine. Absolutely no one likes or respects a whiner. Another way to say this is hold your mud. Still another way to think of it is, "Don't sweat the small stuff" Most of life's little inconveniences work themselves out whether you whine or not. Keep your chin up, dammit! You're a biker, not some lowly snail..

Never say die and never give up. Whether it's in a fight, a debate, or a business deal, no matter how bad it gets, a biker never gives up.

Help others. When a brother or sister is broken down by the side of the road, always stop and help them. Even moral support, if that is all you can give, is better than riding on by. Remember life is about the journey, the ride, not getting there. You already are there. And don't just help bikers, show the world that we are better than our image portrays us. Courtesy costs you nothing and gives you everything.

Stick to your guns. Do what you say you'll do, be there when you say you will. This is called integrity. This also goes back to standing for something. Like the song says, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything."

Life is not a drill. Yeah, this ain't no dress rehearsal. This is life -- go out and take big bites of it. You've got no time to lose and bikers don't stand around waiting for the party to come to them. You only go around once. Tomorrow you could be road kill, thanks to a chain smoker asleep at the wheel of his Caddy. Live life now, make the most of each moment.

All right, now let's review.

You are a biker, a modern-day knight of the road.

Protect the weak, walk tall and stand proud.

Your word is your bond.

Stick to your guns.

Don't take any ****.

Life is not a drill.

Now go forth and ride. When in doubt, ride. That's what we do...ride. If you want to ride around in a Day-Glo Hawaiian shirt and sandals, go for it, but if you intend to look like a idiot, at least don't act like an idiot.

These commandments are just a few of the broad strokes, there is a lot more to being a biker than buying a bike. If you just buy a bike, you are a motorcyclist. Being a biker is a way of life, a proud way of life we hold in high regard with a burning passion for the open highway.

What say you?

[southjersey636]

haha nice list of biker morals.

[Nanuk]

Cool

[Spok]

right on right on

[2WheelFun]

Are we joining a club?

I'm trying to stand tall but darnit...my ole back says differently.

[Spok]

Originally Posted by whistle clean

Are we joining a club?

I'm trying to stand tall but darnit...my ole back says differently.

you could start your own club. Hecks Cripples

[2WheelFun]

Originally Posted by spok

you could start your own club. Hecks Cripples

LOL...Where's my walker? I'll catch you...you young'n!

[chimera]

cool i like it, esp. about helping out another biker. we are all friends no matter what we ride.

[BamaBob]

Kinds sounds like the things my Momma ana Daddy taught me.

[rbentnail]

Originally Posted by BamaVulcan04

Kinds sounds like the things my Momma ana Daddy taught me.

+1. The words are a bit different but it's what my parents always expressed as our family values.

[ervins]

I should buy a cape and mask if I agree to like it.

[Kiwi Cruiser]

Yea it would be a great place if all bikers road to those rules
Nice one

[CTRider]

Another part of the code:

Don't be a jerk to your friends or you may find them standing by the sidelines while someone beats your a** down. Later they'll claim they thought you had things under control.

[anrfknm]

sounds like someting john wayne wrote.

[Mr_Lycos]

Kick for the kneecaps and shoot for the gut.

Its just not honorable unless somebody can live to try to enact revenge at a later date. Plus you'll have a really arch-enemy, and the honor system always works better when it involves people with grudges.

ALSO, if you find yourself kicked in the kneecap or shot in the gut its the honorable thing to recover fully and then attempt to extract revenge at a later date. The correct revenge procedure is: Find adversary, stand behind him and say "Hey lowlife!". When he turns around sucker punch him. Then when he's on the ground you can then (and only then), recap yourt last encounter and why you must now get even. Having spectators & onlookers increases your honor system by three points.

[CTRider]

Originally Posted by Mr_Lycos

Kick for the kneecaps and shoot for the gut.

Its just not honorable unless somebody can live to try to enact revenge at a later date. Plus you'll have a really arch-enemy, and the honor system always works better when it involves people with grudges.

ALSO, if you find yourself kicked in the kneecap or shot in the gut its the honorable thing to recover fully and then attempt to extract revenge at a later date. The correct revenge procedure is: Find adversary, stand behind him and say "Hey lowlife!". When he turns around sucker punch him. Then when he's on the ground you can then (and only then), recap yourt last encounter and why you must now get even. Having spectators & onlookers increases your honor system by three points.

Yeah, but this only works if there's over-the-top martial arts involved. In addition, if someone doesn't go through a window or get impaled on a broken piece of furniture, it's just not a night out worth hiring a babysitter for.

[KyBoy]

Can I join the "Crippies" club ? I certainly qualify !

[Mr_Lycos]

Nah, you don't need any special training to shoot someone in the gut. Handguns are all point-&-click.

My post was sarcastic concerning this "personal honor" system which a few people believe actually has some significance in the 21st century. We have a well established set of laws & law enforcement which not only discourage vigilanteism, but outlaw it. "Honor" was invented so the strong could kill the weak and not suffer negatively for their actions. It belongs in the dustbin of feudal history along with indentured servitude and the bubonic plague.

Wanna be a nicer person? "Stop breakin the law a$$hole!" (to quote a movie)

[Batman]

Originally Posted by CTRider

Another part of the code:

Don't be a jerk to your friends or you may find them standing by the sidelines while someone beats your a** down. Later they'll claim they thought you had things under control.

this is very important!!

[Batman]

Originally Posted by Mr_Lycos

Wanna be a nicer person? "Stop breakin the law a$$hole!" (to quote a movie)

i love that movie !! jim carry is a funny man