Has anyone tried Monkey Butt?

seadood228 · 06-21-2007

With the weather getting warmer and a new Corbin seat that hugs the ole 'glutes, I have noticed that my backside has developed more of a propensity to uhhh, shall we say,,,, retain heat.

I've heard that Monkey butt is good for this, but does anyone know if it's any better than Talcum Powder?

pat0021 · 06-21-2007

yep.. gotta have a license to drive, but anyone can reproduce!

fretbuzz · 06-21-2007

That's illegal in Texas!!

Seriously, though. Cyclist use something called "Butt-er" (if I remember right) that is supposed to be good.

ontwowheels · 06-21-2007

just a pinch between your cheek and gums....

fretbuzz · 06-21-2007

*trikebubble* · 06-21-2007

Find your local medical supply store, or pharmacy and ask for "Fordustin" (made by Sween). It offers the same protection against moisture as the Monkey Butt Powder, but should cost a lot less.

It is made with a non-caking corn starch, which absorbs body moisture.

Oh yeh, the main difference is that this type of product is "non-caking" as opposed to plain talcum powder....which will cake up in your drawers.

RichLockyer · 06-21-2007

Monkey Butt is basically repackaged Gold Bond.

seadood228 · 06-21-2007

Quote:

which will cake up in your drawers.

Eeewww... Good thing I don't wear drawers.

Thanks for the tips guys...

sdbrit68 · 06-21-2007

personally, I go for trampy girl butt over monkey butt any time

coppertales · 06-22-2007

but "monkey butt"............wow...chris3

BamaBob · 06-22-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikebubble

plain talcum powder....which will cake up in your drawers.

NASTYYYYYY!!!

BamaBob · 06-22-2007

Plain ol' Argo Corn Starch works pretty good and it is cheap!

Zukdriver · 06-22-2007

Has anyone tried Monkey Butt?
Yep, got bit.

sdbrit68 · 06-22-2007

did you try and tap that butt????????

lol

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seadood228 Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 808	Has anyone tried Monkey Butt? With the weather getting warmer and a new Corbin seat that hugs the ole 'glutes, I have noticed that my backside has developed more of a propensity to uhhh, shall we say,,,, retain heat. I've heard that Monkey butt is good for this, but does anyone know if it's any better than Talcum Powder? __________________ 05 Meanie / 07 CBR600RR

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pat0021 IBA#34418 Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ashland, Oh Posts: 2,106	yep.. gotta have a license to drive, but anyone can reproduce! __________________ If you like your freedom thank a Vet! U.S. Navy Vet 2006 VN900LT

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ontwowheels Extreme Forum Supporter Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gastonia, NC Posts: 2,664	just a pinch between your cheek and gums.... __________________ 2004 Vulcan 1600 2006 Ninja 650R

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trikebubble RIP Brother Deron Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 18,540	Find your local medical supply store, or pharmacy and ask for "Fordustin" (made by Sween). It offers the same protection against moisture as the Monkey Butt Powder, but should cost a lot less. It is made with a non-caking corn starch, which absorbs body moisture. Oh yeh, the main difference is that this type of product is "non-caking" as opposed to plain talcum powder....which will cake up in your drawers. __________________ 2005 V2K Ltd "I'll ride the wave where it takes me, I'll hold the pain release me"

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RichLockyer Patriot Guardian Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chino, CA Posts: 20,103	Monkey Butt is basically repackaged Gold Bond. __________________ - Rich 2006 1600 Classic Member CORVA, BRC Patriot Guard Rider

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fretbuzz Non Omnis Moriar BTK Expert Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Heart o' Texas Posts: 7,785	That's illegal in Texas!! Seriously, though. Cyclist use something called "Butt-er" (if I remember right) that is supposed to be good.

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fretbuzz Non Omnis Moriar BTK Expert Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Heart o' Texas Posts: 7,785

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sdbrit68 Time to Ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: orange county california Posts: 6,633	personally, I go for trampy girl butt over monkey butt any time __________________ I pledge allegiance to the flag, and no bleeding heart liberal judge can tell me otherwise

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coppertales Uncle Bob's Love Child BTK Expert Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 283	I knew bikers were kinky.... but "monkey butt"............wow...chris3

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BamaBob Midnight Venture Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Meridianville, Alabama Posts: 6,756	Plain ol' Argo Corn Starch works pretty good and it is cheap! __________________ BamaBob *BTK Womens Azz Size Study Rep, U.S. Dept. of Posterior*

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Zukdriver Wants better weather! BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 848	Has anyone tried Monkey Butt? Yep, got bit. __________________ 2004 Green Mean Streak

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sdbrit68 Time to Ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: orange county california Posts: 6,633	did you try and tap that butt???????? lol __________________ I pledge allegiance to the flag, and no bleeding heart liberal judge can tell me otherwise

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