Beer theory

[woodchucks800]

Beer theory

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."
- Babe Ruth

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.
- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of man kind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C
- W.C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine ! That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

[Ricer64]

A very elegant homage to the real working man's drink.

[2WheelFun]

Nothing like it on a hot day!

[makenzie71]

beer tastes horrible. I can't see how anyone drinks it. Vodka, on the other hand, is amazing.

[Ricer64]

If you think beer tastes horrible you just haven't drank enough. Try several different types and I'm sure you'll find something that appeals to you.

Don't forget there is really Ale and Lagers in the Beer family. One is nothing like the other.

Al (home brewer)

[CTRider]

Originally Posted by makenzie71

beer tastes horrible. I can't see how anyone drinks it. Vodka, on the other hand, is amazing.

You have to stay away from that mass-produced stuff. Try the local brews. They're a vast improvement.

[1400pilot]

Woody, I will now stand and bow to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woodchucks800]

Originally Posted by 1600pilot

Woody, I will now stand and bow to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking of you when I found it, glad you like it. Maybe you can print it out or write it down an make a poster for the new garage.

[Vorgto]

Ya i have to agree beer thats mass produced is horrid but ALE OMG... yummy. EHehe dont ask me cuz i dont know for sure!

[Redline]

Originally Posted by makenzie71

beer tastes horrible. I can't see how anyone drinks it. Vodka, on the other hand, is amazing.

Indeed. When I drank, that's all I drank. And Vodka and Redbull, well, it's simply amazing. I can drink all night and still be alert.

[Spok]

Originally Posted by Vorgto

Ya i have to agree beer thats mass produced is horrid but ALE OMG... yummy. EHehe dont ask me cuz i dont know for sure!

Um, didn't you say you were 18? are you drinking illeagally?

[Spok]

Originally Posted by CTRider

You have to stay away from that mass-produced stuff. Try the local brews. They're a vast improvement.

I'm no longer anywhere near a real drinker or heavy drinker. I gave all that up in my early 20's but having lived in different areas of the country, and traveled on business, I can say that some beers are just plain turpentine (dixie and fallstaff come to mind) and others are the nector of the gods (dinkel acher, moose drool, bass ale)...

[Chromequeen]

Anyone ever had "Woodchuck"? It's a cider draft, found up north... Not upper Alabama either Bama but Michigan and Indiana rather. That......is some good stuff!

[jukief]

I don't drink daily, but I do enjoy my beer. The problem is it's so hard to stop once you get started.

Thanks, Dwaine. I'm going to send that to a bunch of people, including my two sons, who drink WAY too much beer.

[1400pilot]

heeheeheehee

[Spok]

I think Homer Simpson sumed it up the best

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all your problems

[ispeed77]

i don't like beer and i am not much of a drinker anyways, but i can still appreciate a good list like that !!!

[sheulett]

Here's another couple:

"You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
Dean Martin

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
W.C. Fields.

Cheers!
Steve

[kc6wfs]

Ahhh.. Got one poped now. Watching the WAR on MSNBC....

Ahhhhhh

Dave

Originally Posted by whistle clean

Nothing like it on a hot day!

[Billy D.]

I see Beer in a different way now, I will no longer take it for granted.