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ozyran440 · 07-11-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by c_law23

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Issues. That person has them

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(248 ): Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

LMFAO

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(734); Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

Im crying...
(219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(650): Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

(847): i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by c_law23

Im crying...
(219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

ROFL!

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

(919): The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a s**t and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a f***ing fantastic day.

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(202): Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it

c_law23 · 07-11-2009

LMAO!!!! oh i cant breathe

(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about?
(734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

This guys knows how to roll with the changes!

(757): I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
(734): I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.

ozyran440 · 07-11-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by c_law23

LMAO!!!! oh i cant breathe

(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about?
(734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

Uh - whoah.

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a ***** light saber.

Michael600r · 07-11-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by c_law23

(847): i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

Michael600r · 07-11-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwmalotte

(650): Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?

That should do the trick!

mwmalotte · 07-11-2009

LOL!

(734): There's a slice of cake for u when ur done
(517): OMG that sounds so exciting. The worst thing just happened...I
was about to c** and the battery died.

07-11-2009	#35982 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am. __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35983 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(248 ): Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on. __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35984 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth. LMFAO __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35985 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(734); Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35986 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	Im crying... (219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won. __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35987 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(650): Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls? __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35988 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	(847): i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35990 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car? (1-817): You weighed it? __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35991 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	(919): The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a st and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a f*ing fantastic day. __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35992 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(202): Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35993 (permalink)
c_law23 Missy Peregrym's #1 fan! Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Newark, OH Posts: 7,638	LMAO!!!! oh i cant breathe (734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle. (1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. __________________ Chris VROC #24810 Black 2007 900 Custom (sold)

07-11-2009	#35994 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	This guys knows how to roll with the changes! (757): I am not having having sex with guys at the moment. (734): I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue. __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35996 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary. (313): Something like a ***** light saber. __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#35998 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

07-11-2009	#36000 (permalink)
mwmalotte ************* BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Leavenworth, Kansas Posts: 12,764	LOL! (734): There's a slice of cake for u when ur done (517): OMG that sounds so exciting. The worst thing just happened...I was about to c** and the battery died. __________________ Mike '07 Vulcan 900LT "This is the legacy of the Donkey. In this room, we're family."

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