The thread title thread!

[insolentminx]

Safe Wheelies

Brought to you by the same 'stupid name company' as "Dangerous Feathers", "Soft Concrete", and "Fashionable Crocs"

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And now this.......

shortly followed by that........

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must be the money

he's ugly, 350lbs with a 4" weiner

[Rocket_88]

Break in period

If you play "Vatican roulette" long enough, you're bound to lose in the end.

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must be the money

So Mindi and Mitzi, just what was it that attracted twin blond sisters to the octogenarian millionaire Hugh Hefner?

[insolentminx]

octogenarian millionaire Hugh Hefner?

he's got 8 what?!

[Rocket_88]

Old Rides

See above

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Donkey Overload Reservoir

the environmentally friendly location for the disposal of your used donkey carcasses

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new rider on new special edition softail goes down



To quote Wild Hogs:

Doug Madsen: Ooh boy, my *** is sore.

Dudley Frank: Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long.

Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.

Bobby Davis: Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin...

[Rocket_88]

Animate your imagination

I think Tim Burton already has in the Nightmare Before Christmas

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1500 Owners

All one thousand five hundred of them were priests, old ladies or nuns, who only used it on dry Sundays to ride to Church. And it really has only done three thousand miles. Honest. Trust me, I'm a used bike salesman.

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White towels save your a**



Brown Trousers save your dignity.

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Having 4 stroke problems



Ok, relax it can happen to anyone.
Take a calming breath, breath in....breath out... now lets try it again.
Don't rush it, take it slow and gentle.
If at any time you feel you are losing control Stop and think of something soothing.
Now again, slowly, gently, playfully, don't take it too seriously....

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Strange light problem

Do you have the feeling that you're missing time? Have you seen strange little grey men with big heads and eyes? Have you been out wandering in the woods alone at night?

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barn find!!!! what is it????????



Hay?

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barn find!!!! what is it????????



Hay?

Not MY first thought, but yours is, shall we say, cleaner?

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I think we were thinking the same.

[insolentminx]

barn find!!!! what is it????????

a big wooden building usually found on a farm

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I've made the switch and saying "hello"

hello.
so how's life as a new woman treating you?

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lost my bike, lost my identity

The Bourne Confusion

comming to theatres 2010