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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #901 (permalink)
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Do you like it in the can?

That is so wrong on so many levels, I'm at a loss for words.
I was going to give similar reply.
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Do you like it in the can?

That is so wrong on so many levels, I'm at a loss for words.
I used to have a friend who often used a very similar chat-up line. It was amazing how many girls said yes.
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It went down...

That donkey is nothing but a sleazy crack-ho.
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I made it to Vegas.

We'll see if the bank account survives.
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It went down...

It will happen more and more as you get older. They make pills that help
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High Class Problems

Perhaps if you visited the cheesy side of town instead using "escort services"....
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Perhaps if you visited the cheesy side of town instead using "escort services"....
Go further down the alley, the girls cost less there.
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Is Hesitation Normal?



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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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not when her grips are heated
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Your Weirdness...

Please, let's not be formal. Just call me king wiggle-woggle the third.
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Is that a statement or title ?? ^^^^^^
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Washing bike with stereo & speakers?

I normally use water and soap.
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OUCH!!!!
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how much would you pay?

are you in any way afflilated with law enforcement
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how much would you pay?

are you in any way afflilated with law enforcement
It made me think of a Ronco infomercial. "But wait! There's more..."
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well send you a second set for absolutely nothing, thats right twice the junk...
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Nope, we're not joking around, no time for your punny attitude!
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new scottish member

Congratulations on a successful strapadictomy, but how do you know it's Scottish?
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how to tell something is wrong

Well, she'll start having regular "nights out with the girls" and "working late", she'll start looking happier than she has done for a while. She'll probably start putting on more makeup, wearing nice clothes, showering more than once a week. That kind of thing.
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