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    Default AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)

    1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Slice.

    2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

    3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

    4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life ~ Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

    7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALStensby View Post
    1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Slice.

    2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

    3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

    4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life ~ Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

    7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALStensby View Post
    7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
    LUV IT!!!

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    Brilliant!
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    Hahahahaha!!! Number Two!!! Look!!
    Ride hard, have fun, and tear up them twisties!!

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    lol!!!
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    Too funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucas2696 View Post
    Hahahahaha!!! Number Two!!! Look!!
    When I read between the lines, I think just how disgusting that could be.
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