The Donkey Bar! *CAUTION* - Utter Nonsense Inside!

[northernman]

Originally Posted by Kawi-girl

Well that's me done for the day!

Talk to ya all later

Bye SQ.

[Kawi-girl]

Originally Posted by buschboy

NIce you show up just cause you hear I'm leaving.

Later on Suzy

Nut Huh....I was herer all along...just not really here if ya know what I mean

Took me a while to form an answer LOL!

Later!

[Kawi-girl]

Originally Posted by northernman

Bye SQ.

Bye Marty, hope you feel better!

Don't cough too hard, you might dislodge something

[ozyran440]

Originally Posted by Kawi-girl

Bye Marty, hope you feel better!

Don't cough too hard, you might dislodge something

+1

Marty, whatever you do, don't even think about coughing

[jeffs99vulcan]

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, 'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.' So they then decided they'd both walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey and he fell into the river and drowned.





The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

KISS YOUR A$$ GOODBYE!!!

[insolentminx]

Originally Posted by wild_deuce03

Your wife is coming????? Man, I have GOT to make it now. Love to meet the woman that puts up with you!

harsh, but funny...

Originally Posted by northernman

I have torn my heart loose from my chest wall, its been twisted and has been bending my main artery casusing me to have restricted blood supply and be weak and pass out.

I passed out this summer at a bad time, and was liucky i never died that day.
But i had to ironically get well enough first for them to operate on me to fix me.

damn man!
take it easy, and i hope that it gets sorted swiftly!

Originally Posted by moongirl

Brad Pitt Takes a Hit -- Goes Down on Bike | TMZ.com

i laughed

Originally Posted by northernman

While it sucks he tipped over, he was asking for it riding past the closely spaced parked cars like that.
I always wait in traffic like I was in a car, for my turn, I don't try lane splitting.

Originally Posted by moongirl

Although that was a little self inflicted and I sorta chuckled...sorry! I have issues with people who ride like that. Although I know in California it's legal

i've ridden through tighter gaps than that... that was horrible slow speed control!!

i hate to see a guy crash in an embarassing situation, but it was funny. i hope his nice shiny new bike wasn't too badly damaged.

filtering through traffic is perfectly legal here, but it kinda helps if you can control your bike at slow speeds

[ALStensby]

Originally Posted by jeffs99vulcan

OK...Who left the barn door open and let this clown in?

How's life, Jeff? Staying late at work tonight, but about to bail and go hang with some friends.

[insolentminx]

haha, cute joke Jeff



....



...Jeff?



JEFF!!!

[insolentminx]

oops. i killed it.


sorry.



how is everyone tonight?

[northernman]

Hi Jeff, how are ya buddy.

[northernman]

Originally Posted by insolentminx

oops. i killed it.


sorry.



how is everyone tonight?

Good Steve, you date emma tonight?

[ozyran440]

JEFF!! Good to see you man! How have you been ?!

[insolentminx]

Originally Posted by northernman

Good Steve, you date emma tonight?

hey Marty.
no, no date with Emma tonight. we spoke on the phone though, which probably wasn't toooo wise as it won't help her throat much, but it sounds sexier like this.

kinda like in Friends, when Phoebe get's a cold and then sings so much better...

whatcha been up to today buddy?
getting closer to finalising the sale of your properties etc. or is that all sorted and just waiting for you to find somewhere to live?

[northernman]

The Dyer Boys: Top 5 New Bills Passed By Obama Administration


LMAO

[insolentminx]

stoopid double post

[insolentminx]

stoopid triple post

[northernman]

our place is sold, we just need a place to move to now.

put in an offer, but they are countering.

[northernman]

Donnie if the valves set don't help, and you wish to send me the carb, you can box and mail it to me fedex and i can rebuild it here for you.

[insolentminx]

fingers crossed the market is right so you can get the price you want..

[ozyran440]

Originally Posted by northernman

our place is sold, we just need a place to move to now.

put in an offer, but they are countering.

Countering, eh? Sounds like someone's trying to stove off your deal. Better sink 'em quick before it starts to grate on your nerves! Be careful though, you might start blending politics and banking, never a good idea. You just have to mop up the competition - but you may end up baking their noodle.