The Donkey Bar! *CAUTION* - Utter Nonsense Inside!

[buschboy]

Originally Posted by northernman

oh ya the shops the main income, i would starve to death if we tried to live on a 1 room B&B.

I am going to have more focus on stuff i want to do in the new shop, not just dealing with all the idiots and their total junk.

I am taking one of my current employees with me, and it will just be the 2 of us in the shop.

HOw far is it from your old shop? Is it the girl you were so impressed with that you are taking?

[Michael600r]

Originally Posted by northernman

Try Ryan, he has a 16 or so.

Too young.

[buschboy]

Originally Posted by Michael600r

Too young.

Better not that coulda been racial profiling or slurring or somethin.

[buschboy]

Bout time for me to shut her down here folks. See ya all tomorrow.


Later on

[northernman]

Originally Posted by buschboy

Some times just gotta turn the brain off and laugh.

How bout the first show they did without killing Kenny, you keep expecting it and then he gets up. They start to say it then stop. At the end they are like somethin seems wrong.

Ya thats awesome to.

After thinking all day for work, sometimes the mindless humor is what I really need actually.

[northernman]

Originally Posted by buschboy

HOw far is it from your old shop? Is it the girl you were so impressed with that you are taking?

In a straight line not far, but by road its a ways.

Google earth Chase BC.

then go to sunpeaks resort, we are on the road to the resort, about 2/3 the way up the road now.

[Kawi-girl]

Well folks, that's me done for the day!

Have a great night!!!

[Michael600r]

See ya Suzie-Q and Trent!

[northernman]

Originally Posted by buschboy

Bout time for me to shut her down here folks. See ya all tomorrow.


Later on

Bye.

[northernman]

Originally Posted by Kawi-girl

Well folks, that's me done for the day!

Have a great night!!!

Bye

[kopcicle]

Originally Posted by Kawi-girl

Here ya go Denis, I read this and thought of you and your multiple projects!

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

just spent two hours getting the cold tire on the rim and took it to get balanced and found out the valve stem is bad . Now off with both beads and pull one to replace the stem and find out I've wiped off the marks on the tire from the balance ..................

[kopcicle]

Originally Posted by buschboy

96 Explorer auto trans. Won't roll backwards in R or N. Will roll forwards and drive forwards.


Spragg Clutch???

A4OD ?

[kopcicle]

Originally Posted by northernman

anyone want a couple of kids?

mine are making me crazy.

house broken ? shots ? indentured servitude ? mechanical aptitude ?
screw all that , rare medium or well done ?

[northernman]

Originally Posted by kopcicle

just spent two hours getting the cold tire on the rim and took it to get balanced and found out the valve stem is bad . Now off with both beads and pull one to replace the stem and find out I've wiped off the marks on the tire from the balance ..................

WTF 2 hours.............did you nap for the first 115 minutes ?

And why not balance it yourself, or just use dynabeads if you don't like balancing them.

[northernman]

Originally Posted by kopcicle

house broken ? shots ? indentured servitude ? mechanical aptitude ?
screw all that , rare medium or well done ?

med.

[northernman]

A Texas Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural TX and talks with an old farmer..

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs..'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there..'

The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriffs Department with me..'
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.....on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and
goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.....

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells
at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge!
Show him your badge, idiot!'
Remember the badge makes you able to go anywhere, and do anything you like.

[northernman]

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat..He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to th e hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance, -- just never wanted to.'
A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector in order to not get a toe blow off or his boots perforated was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied.
When the last bullet had been fired the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud, audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands.
The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's ***?'
The boy bully swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'
There are two lessons for us all:
1. Don't waste ammunition.
2. Don't mess with old people.

[brown recluse]

A woman rancher needed someone to help her run the ranch. So she put an add in the paper and 2 men applied for the job. 1 man was an alcoholic and the other was gay. She decided to hire the gay man seeing that he would b safer.
After a couple of weeks the ranch was looking great and she gave the foreman the night off. That night she was sitting in front of the fire with 2 glasses of wine when the foreman walked in. She looked at him and said "Come here" he slowly approached her and she said "take off my blouse" never breaking eye contact he slowly removes the blouse. Then she says "Take off my pants" slowly he unbutton and unzips her pants. "Now take off my bra and panties" after all this was done she turns to him and says





"If you ever wear my clothes again you are fired" ...

[northernman]

Some people are just clueless on basic maintenance, and then blame the bike, not themselves.
I am getting to where I think we realy need to just cut the population down , by shooting the stupid people.
The worlds over crowded anyways, so its not like we need them.
Feed the remains to the animals, sharks, bugs etc. they need to eat.

[northernman]

Gee my bikes low on oil, darn stupid bike.

I bought it new a few weeks ago, have never checked the oil, and its low.
how can that be..............F ing retards.

Check your oil every dang day moron.
If someone got on my bike and never checked it over before they wentto ride I would beat them hard with a large stick.
Even my kids are smart enough to know that.
My kids are not allowed to so much as start their bikes unless they check basics like oil level everyday.
I do not care if they just checked it the day before, do it again.
If they didn't and I caught them, they would no longer have a dirtbike, as I would take it away forever.