Animal Court - Page 8

ozyran440 · 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by dwayneb236

They're just getting worse and worse.....Everytime I read one of these I scream.. now my voice is getting a little horse...

Ah, so you're the one responsible for the dog and pony show!!

PSNinja · 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by Tod

Besides, if it get's to slow, we can always post about...

...Boobies.

Deer Lord, what will we come up with next?

tai42 · 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by PSNinja

Deer Lord, what will we come up with next?

More...

ozyran440 · 3 Weeks Ago

Next thing you know, they'll be talking about how they saw an ant-elope.

Rocket_88 · 3 Weeks Ago

I heard about him. He was called Arthur O'Pod.

ozyran440 · 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by Rocket_88

I heard about him. He was called Arthur O'Pod.

Yeah, I heard about that guy. Supposedly he has no backbone.

V2K_CCTX · 3 Weeks Ago

It's time to put my BIG-FOOT down

Rocket_88 · 3 Weeks Ago

No! Not YETI!

*Tod* · 3 Weeks Ago

Dog-gone it, I was watching this thread like a hawk, but lost track of it and you sidewinders have gone and left me behind.

You otter be ashamed.

V2K_CCTX · 3 Weeks Ago

Quit tapping your Pigeon toe at me....

ozyran440 · 3 Weeks Ago

Alas, yet again, this thread lags behind like a lame duck.

I guess someone should goose it, but then another person would call them a turkey, and we'd all cry fowl on the whole kitten ka-poodle.

What can I say? I'm trying to leech everything I can out of the topic.

anarkust · 3 Weeks Ago

I've been laffing so much i have crow's feet.

V2K_CCTX · 3 Weeks Ago

Skipper the Penguin: [Looking at the shipping label on their crate] Kowalski. What does it say?
Kowalski the Penguin: I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code.
Skipper the Penguin: Not good enough.
[Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee]
Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal. Can you read?
Mason the Chimpanzee: No, but Phil can. Phil?
[Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets]
Mason the Chimpanzee: Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa.
Skipper the Penguin: Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico!
[Rico begins coughing and spits up a paper clip, with which he picks the lock on the crate. The penguins then escape and take over the ship]

B-Bob · 3 Weeks Ago

Two hunters in a boat:

First: M R Ducks!

Second: M R Not!

First: O S Day R!
C D Wangs?
C D B D I's?

Second: O, I C, M R Ducks!

ozyran440 · 3 Weeks Ago

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Originally Posted by B-Bob

Two hunters in a boat:

First: M R Ducks!

Second: M R Not!

First: O S Day R!
C D Wangs?
C D B D I's?

Second: O, M R Ducks!

Sounds like their target was gillty as cawrged.

nvbirdman · 2 Weeks Ago

This thread was pretty good when Kito was here.
It's just not the same without Kito.
I wish Kito would come back.
Does anyone else misquito?

anarkust · 2 Weeks Ago

That's a pretty long set-up for a joke.

I give you a big fat goose egg for that.

*Tod* · 2 Weeks Ago

What do you get when cross a Rhinhoceros with an Elephant?

...Elephino...

ozyran440 · 2 Weeks Ago

How very sheepish of you Tod

B-Bob · 2 Weeks Ago

Anyone who can tell a joke like that ain't got no sole. (I threw that in just for the halibut.)

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ozyran440 Honoring the Slain BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Opelika, AL Posts: 8,996	Next thing you know, they'll be talking about how they saw an ant-elope. __________________ Donnie Caution - This post may contain sarcasm. Why I Wear My Riding Gear

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Rocket_88 petrolhead BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Just visiting this planet Posts: 1,979	I heard about him. He was called Arthur O'Pod. __________________ "Yes it's great, just won't wait, everybody likes my Rocket '88"

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Rocket_88 petrolhead BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Just visiting this planet Posts: 1,979	No! Not YETI! __________________ "Yes it's great, just won't wait, everybody likes my Rocket '88"

3 Weeks Ago	#149 (permalink)
Tod I yam what I yam Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Round Rock, TX Posts: 21,993	Dog-gone it, I was watching this thread like a hawk, but lost track of it and you sidewinders have gone and left me behind. You otter be ashamed. __________________ “Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.” - Cullen Hightower

3 Weeks Ago	#150 (permalink)
V2K_CCTX RIDING LIKE I STOLE IT BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Posts: 7,413	Quit tapping your Pigeon toe at me.... __________________ 07 ZX14 Kawi Lime Green (32/50) 07 VN2000LT White/Ti 07 GV650 03 BMW 745Li 00 VW 1.8T Beetle

3 Weeks Ago	#151 (permalink)
ozyran440 Honoring the Slain BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Opelika, AL Posts: 8,996	Alas, yet again, this thread lags behind like a lame duck. I guess someone should goose it, but then another person would call them a turkey, and we'd all cry fowl on the whole kitten ka-poodle. What can I say? I'm trying to leech everything I can out of the topic. __________________ Donnie Caution - This post may contain sarcasm. Why I Wear My Riding Gear

3 Weeks Ago	#152 (permalink)
anarkust Night Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx Posts: 606	I've been laffing so much i have crow's feet. __________________ '08 Vulcan 900 Classic - *"Jessica"*

3 Weeks Ago	#153 (permalink)
V2K_CCTX RIDING LIKE I STOLE IT BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Posts: 7,413	Skipper the Penguin: [Looking at the shipping label on their crate] Kowalski. What does it say? Kowalski the Penguin: I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code. Skipper the Penguin: Not good enough. [Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee] Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal. Can you read? Mason the Chimpanzee: No, but Phil can. Phil? [Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets] Mason the Chimpanzee: Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa. Skipper the Penguin: Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico! [Rico begins coughing and spits up a paper clip, with which he picks the lock on the crate. The penguins then escape and take over the ship] __________________ 07 ZX14 Kawi Lime Green (32/50) 07 VN2000LT White/Ti 07 GV650 03 BMW 745Li 00 VW 1.8T Beetle

3 Weeks Ago	#154 (permalink)
B-Bob ... at the old, ballgame! Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Land of Enchantment Posts: 937	Two hunters in a boat: First: M R Ducks! Second: M R Not! First: O S Day R! C D Wangs? C D B D I's? Second: O, I C, M R Ducks! __________________ Bob Albuquerque, NM 2006 900 Classic 2006 500 LTD S.T.K. B.R.K. Last edited by B-Bob : 3 Weeks Ago at 10:05 AM.

2 Weeks Ago	#156 (permalink)
nvbirdman Bridal Boutique Manager BTK Expert Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Fallon, Nv. Posts: 327	This thread was pretty good when Kito was here. It's just not the same without Kito. I wish Kito would come back. Does anyone else misquito? __________________ 2008 VN900 Classic

2 Weeks Ago	#157 (permalink)
anarkust Night Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Corpus Christi, Tx Posts: 606	That's a pretty long set-up for a joke. I give you a big fat goose egg for that. __________________ '08 Vulcan 900 Classic - *"Jessica"*

2 Weeks Ago	#158 (permalink)
Tod I yam what I yam Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Round Rock, TX Posts: 21,993	What do you get when cross a Rhinhoceros with an Elephant? ...Elephino... __________________ “Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.” - Cullen Hightower

2 Weeks Ago	#159 (permalink)
ozyran440 Honoring the Slain BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Opelika, AL Posts: 8,996	How very sheepish of you Tod __________________ Donnie Caution - This post may contain sarcasm. Why I Wear My Riding Gear

2 Weeks Ago	#160 (permalink)
B-Bob ... at the old, ballgame! Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Land of Enchantment Posts: 937	Anyone who can tell a joke like that ain't got no sole. (I threw that in just for the halibut.) __________________ Bob Albuquerque, NM 2006 900 Classic 2006 500 LTD S.T.K. B.R.K.

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