Favorite movie quote??

[V2K_CCTX]

Jack Braddock: Who are you fooling with that phony radio bull****? Jesus Christ, Frank, that went out three days after Marconi invented the ****ing thing!
blue thunder

[Chad_Clearwater]

Any line by Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) in Full Metal Jacket.

When I worked pure IT and had a closed office I had the wav files setup on my computer...I had to be real careful what I did.

At one time I could curse and blaspheme that well, or almost. I would occassionally find that I was repeating myself. However, I have cleaned up my act and only THINK about saying such things .

Oh yeah, Major Payne has some very notable quotes. My eldest son showed great restraint by not using them as his bus rolled through the gates at Parris Island in 1999.

Major Benson Winifred Payne: [Payne has just been informed that the USMC has run out of battles for him to fight, AND has passed him over for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel] General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself?
Gen. Decker: Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress, Payne. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Benson Winifred Payne: General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Gen. Decker: Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.

[V2K_CCTX]

[Referring to Lee Harvey Oswald and mass murderer Charles Whitman]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?... Private Joker.
Private Joker: Sir. In the Marines, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing.

[ozyran440]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments...
will be lost in time...
like tears...
in rain...

Time...to die...

Blade Runner - I've seen things...

Roy Batty, Blade Runner

[V2K_CCTX]

Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.
Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.
Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
[sounds like 'We']
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexico.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well that last one's pretty cool.

[badlandsbrett]

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Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can’t handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: *Did you order the Code Red?*
Col. Jessep: *You’re Goddamned right I did!*

He said a movie qoate thats an entire scene that must have taken you a hour to get that down in print

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry - Do you feel Lucky Punk, well do ya?

[Jake '53]

Originally Posted by badlandsbrett

He said a movie qoate thats an entire scene that must have taken you a hour to get that down in print

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry - Do you feel Lucky Punk, well do ya?

Short quotes are definitely easier to type in. I always get typos when I try to type a long one.

[badlandsbrett]

I sometimes have troubles with small qoates, storys, rants or whatever it doesnt matter if it can be screwed up I'm the one that can do it.

[Vulcanolic]

you talkin' at me ?

you......talkin' at me ?

you.......talkin'.......at........me ?

The Great Bob De Niro - Taxidriver.

[greg58]

"That's not a peanut, that's a space peanut".
Joe Dirt

Greg58

[Rapzo]

Theres so many but I like the Blues Brothers one. Got that poster, and when I boot up my computer it tells me

"Goooooooood morning, Vietnaaaaaaaam!" Robin Williams.

That movies got a sh##load of good quotes.

[Redneckryder]

Oh yeah, the good one from good morning vietnam..."it's 0600, what does the "0" stand for? OH MY GOD IT'S EARLY!!!!!"

[ozyran440]

Another two of my favorites:

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Groovy."

- Ash, Housewares, Army of Darkness

[V2K_CCTX]

Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage – uh, cigar? – liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

[anarkust]

"Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard."

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

-Raising Arizona

[V2K_CCTX]

Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn!
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest mother ****er that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.

Tropic Thunder

[northernman]

Originally Posted by Badrocks

Not a movie quote but from Married with Children and my personal hero Al Bundy:

Peg, feed me, or feed me TO something: I just want to be part of the food chain.

Al is great.

" Toaster shak'ns all around kids"

[northernman]

Pick almost any single line from the Grandpa in the Movie Grumpy Old Men, and its going to make me laugh.

Max Goldman: Good morning, ****head.
John Gustafson: Hello, moron.

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Grandpa Gustafson: [after a swig of an alcoholic beverage] Breakfast.

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Grandpa Gustafson: Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist.

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Max Goldman: Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.

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Grandpa Gustafson: Kids; Can't live with them, can't shoot them.

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Max Goldman: Up yours, Gustafson.

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Max Goldman: When I had an ulcer, I was farting razor blades.

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Max Goldman: Well he started it!
Jacob: Oh, Gustafson started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman: 1938!

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Max Goldman: If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.

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Max Goldman: Hey ****head you win the lottery?

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Max Goldman: Did you win the Lottery ****head?
John Gustafson: Enjoy your shower Smart ***?

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John Gustafson: [Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.

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Max Goldman: Hey, watch your mouth you dumb friggin' Swede.

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John Gustafson: We did the horizontal mambo.

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Ariel Truax: Gay or straight?
John Gustafson: Huh?
Ariel Truax: Heterosexual or homosexual?
John Gustafson: Geez Louise!
Ariel Truax: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question.
John Gustafson: Well, maybe in California, but here in Minnesota... Who-ho-ho-ho!

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John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?

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Max Goldman: You mean the low-life, ***-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?
Snyder: Have you seen him?
Max Goldman: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.
Snyder: Medication?
Max Goldman: Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.

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Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love?
John Gustafson: October 4th... 1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.

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Max Goldman: Who's the guy yakkin' at your door?
John Gustafson: Just mind your own business, will ya?
Max Goldman: Mind your own business, will ya? Mind your own business. Why don't you tie your shoelace, you'll fall on your stupid head.

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Weatherman: Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass!

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John Gustafson: Moron!
Max Goldman: Putz!

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Max Goldman: John! John! Are you dead?
John Gustafson: Not yet. But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face.

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Grandpa Gustafson: Drop that fish!

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Max Goldman: She chose me, and anyone who says different is a damn liar!

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Max Goldman: Gotta use *hot* water, ****head!

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John Gustafson: I hit the cans again!
Chuck: I heard. How is the Grinch today?
John Gustafson: Ain't got a pot to **** in or a window to throw it out.

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Grandpa Gustafson: [speaking of Ariel] Did you mount her?
John Gustafson: [disgusted] Oh, *Dad*!
Grandpa Gustafson: Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?
John Gustafson: [thinking] No.
Grandpa Gustafson: No!? Then what's the problem?

[deanevo]

The best!!!

Originally Posted by ozyran440

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments...
will be lost in time...
like tears...
in rain...

Time...to die...

Blade Runner - I've seen things...

Roy Batty, Blade Runner

[deanevo]

* * Pulp Fiction * *

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!