|
|
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
RIP Deron - 1400Pilot
Extreme Forum Supporter
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Mount Vernon, Washington
Posts: 36,700
  |
A Halloween Story
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.. Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP.. clappity-BUMP ... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, The coffin stops
__________________
AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer |
|
|
| Check Out These Deals: |
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#5 (permalink) |
|
RAMS - Super Bowl Bound!!
Forum Supporter
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: O'Fallon, MO
Posts: 11,066
|
You know, reading it I knew there was going to be some sort of bad joke at the end. Yet I couldn't stop reading. Thanks for not disappointing.
__________________
2008 Vulcan Classic LT Missouri Patriot Guard We few. We happy few. We band of DONKEYS!! |
|
|
|
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#8 (permalink) |
|
Forum Supporter
Forum Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: albemarle, nc
Posts: 2,992
 |
Ohhhh Geeeezzze!
I read the whole thing also....couldn't stop myself even though i knew the ending was going to make me groan!
__________________
Cinnamon I admit it...I'm a Donkey lover! |
|
|
|
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#13 (permalink) | ||
|
Vulcan 800 Classic
BTK Expert
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Littleton, Colorado
Posts: 3,420
|
Quote:
 Quote:
 I too felt the overwelming sense of dread as I read on and on knowing it would have a leave you regretting it one liner at the end!!! 
__________________
Live, Laugh and Ride!!! N*t up or shut up!!!!!!! (.)(.) & ( l ) |
||
|
|
|
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#15 (permalink) | |
|
RIP Deron - 1400Pilot
Extreme Forum Supporter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Mount Vernon, Washington
Posts: 36,700
|
Quote:
__________________
AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer |
|
|
|
|
|
3 Weeks Ago
|
#16 (permalink) | |
|
My hat is made of tinfoil
BTK Expert
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: BC Canada...Gods chosen land
Posts: 13,343
|
Quote:
__________________
Hug a person that needs one, not some damn tree you fool. |
|
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Kinda like the HD story | rfb92345 | Main Lobby | 8 | 04-26-2009 09:46 PM |
| Best Halloween songs | D-Day | Off Topic | 8 | 11-01-2007 01:37 PM |
| A Halloween Costume story......... | BigJohn | Off Topic | 6 | 11-02-2006 12:15 AM |
| Halloween story for ya | tingboy | Off Topic | 2 | 10-31-2006 01:48 PM |
| need help deciding *ladies pls check in* | Army_of_Ninja | Off Topic | 33 | 10-13-2006 07:25 AM |
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:09 PM.
