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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #1001 (permalink)
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I had a pair of overalls layin in a chair in the kitchen. I got hammered, Patti went to bed and left me outside. I came in at some time in the night. Woke up next mornin. Went to get overalls out of chair. Overalls are wet. I was like "stupid cat" started cussin the cat. Patti says it don't smell like cat pee. She says the cat was locked in his room all night. She says there are splatter marks all around the chair that would not be there if it was the cat. Roof doesn't leak. She says I peed in the chair. I say BS. She starts askin me questions I can't remember the answers to. I say that prooves nothin, I have never peed in the house before. So it isn't a sure proven thing, but she swears I peed in the chair.

Oh and I do pee in the cats litter box for laughs some times.

And I have used the sink a few times. So no I guess I am not house broken[/quote]


I have a friend whose husband woke up in the middle of the night, walked over and fipped open the laptop (like a toilet seat) and yep!!!

That's some gross but funny stuff!! I am so thankful Rich quit drinking!!
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I know I had gestational diabetes with the last kid. It runs in my family which is why I kick started the weight loss, quit smoking, the gym..all of it!! But I know being that age you don't listen. She is such an amazing soul!!! Maybe this will scare her.

Have you talked to them...you don't strike me as the type to intentionally hurt someone and I am sure the employee knows that.
yes i spke to them all.

its a bit of a long story, do you want to hear it, or not?
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Yep... Patti is a saint.
No DOUBT!!!!! I am finding out though most women are!!!
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yes i spke to them all.

its a bit of a long story, do you want to hear it, or not?
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I have not ever done stuff like Trent has, but i did intentionally **** in a guys drink, I hate the jerk so much.
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I have a friend whose husband woke up in the middle of the night, walked over and fipped open the laptop (like a toilet seat) and yep!!!

That's some gross but funny stuff!! I am so thankful Rich quit drinking!![/quote]

I have heard of others doin it. Lift a couch cushoin or the pad in a kitchen chair. But I never have. I am still not sure I did. I hate forgettin stuff.
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I have not ever done stuff like Trent has, but i did intentionally **** in a guys drink, I hate them jerk so much.
Are you the guy that peed in a coffee pot on that video show???


[\quote] I have heard of others doin it. Lift a couch cushoin or the pad in a kitchen chair. But I never have. I am still not sure I did. I hate forgettin stuff.[/quote]

Ahhh blackout drinking???
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I have not ever done stuff like Trent has, but i did intentionally **** in a guys drink, I hate them jerk so much.
Thats hard core Marty

Don't start thinkin I am out of control or somethin. That stuff doesn't happen often. I just have a doozy from time to time. And I am on track to cut back. If I can just stick with it.
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And I am on track to cut back. If I can just stick with it.
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Thats hard core Marty

Don't start thinkin I am out of control or somethin. That stuff doesn't happen often. I just have a doozy from time to time. And I am on track to cut back. If I can just stick with it.
You can Trent. The other options are eventially drink yourself into a life of no woman , no life, no pants, and no memories, or quit all together, or control it. You'll do great!
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Oh lunchtime...got to go get my baby (bike)! Hey Trent all kidding aside I'm here for ya too!
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Must be lunch time... things are slowing down
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yes please
Well to sum it up, I asked 1 person to move with me, as they are an incredible person to have around, and as smart as can be on fixing nearly anything, also a great welder, fabber, etc. and also we get along, so arguements will never be an issue.

So today I am in the lower shop working away, just feeding machines, making some small stuff, drawing a design, etc.
Nothing too hard, as i have no energy.
I am down there working with the person that is coming to the new place with me.

But i walk up to the other shop to just see if all is okay for a minute.

While there another employee asks me if we can go outside and speak alone for a minute.

So we do, and she looks me in the eye, nearly in tears, and asks me why she was not asked to come with me.

I tried as best i could to explain things to her gently, but honestly i was at a loss what to say.
then she cried, and hugged me, and went back inside to go work.

So here i sit in the low shop again, still lamking parts, and am really upset.
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I just had it out w/ a family member that thinks I and everyone else owes her something . Picked up at airport this morning and then wants breakfast , sticking me with the check . Notices I'm low on fuel and then doesn't offer to help out . While pumping gas I get an earful about the age and condition of my 94 explorer . While I'm pumping gas this brain dead , insufferable a$$hat has lit a cigarette and is flicking ashes out the window not 3 feet from me .

Far as I know they're still at the gas station . I tossed the luggage on the ground , doused the smoke and the a$$hat with bottled water I had in the back and physically removed the offensive pos from my vehicle and went home .



family ....
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Well to sum it up, I asked 1 person to move with me, as they are an incredible person to have around, and as smart as can be on fixing nearly anything, also a great welder, fabber, etc. and also we get along, so arguements will never be an issue.

So today I am in the lower shop working away, just feeding machines, making some small stuff, drawing a design, etc.
Nothing too hard, as i have no energy.
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But i walk up to the other shop to just see if all is okay for a minute.

While there another employee asks me if we can go outside and speak alone for a minute.

So we do, and she looks me in the eye, nearly in tears, and asks me why she was not asked to come with me.

I tried as best i could to explain things to her gently, but honestly i was at a loss what to say.
then she cried, and hugged me, and went back inside to go work.

So here i sit in the low shop again, still lamking parts, and am really upset.
Wow... that's rough, Marty. Do you think she understood what ya had to say?
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You can Trent. The other options are eventially drink yourself into a life of no woman , no life, no pants, and no memories, or quit all together, or control it. You'll do great!
I know where it leads. I like to say I am no where near that, but I am also smart enough to know that I am over doin it.

IMy plan is to control and learn moderation. If I can't I will just quit all together. If I get mad enough at myself I can do that I am sure.

But to start off with I must practice moderation and see if I can master it. Cause gosh darn it I loove boose
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It is so salty its makes it so dense a friggin brick would float in it.
Yep. I had a hard time believing it until I was in it. The bad thing, it's so salty that if you have a cut or scratch you don't know about you will after getting in the water!
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I think what he's telling us is he didn't have much to say
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