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Old 08-12-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Default nursery rhymes

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Poor Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.


SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"


HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.


GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.


There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.


i just received these from my MA VROC mailing list, thought you might enjoy them, at least a little
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I really like the one about the Man from Nantucket........
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I really like the one about the Man from Nantucket........
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Pm me if you want the lymric. Be warned it is not for the prudish.....it is rather funny though.....
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have you heard Andrew Dice's nursery ryhmes.

Little Boy Blue....
Little Miss Muffet
and many others....
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have you heard Andrew Dice's nursery ryhmes.

Little Boy Blue....
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and many others....
hehehehe, yeah those are interesting as well
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He he he - those are funny Speed. I guess you could say the one about Georgie Porgie the gay boy is a "fairy" tale, huh? The one about the little girl with the curl is not a fairy tale though - it's true!
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He he he - those are funny Speed. I guess you could say the one about Georgie Porgie the gay boy is a "fairy" tale, huh? The one about the little girl with the curl is not a fairy tale though - it's true!
yup, i do believe you are right on
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