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    Default Redneck Love - Laugh for the day!

    REDNECK LOVE POEM

    SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
    SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
    SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
    SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.



    PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
    YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
    I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
    BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



    SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
    AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
    BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
    HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.



    YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
    AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
    BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
    I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.



    BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
    JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
    MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE -
    CAUSE YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!


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    I love it!!!!

    sorry don't mean to offend any rednecks in the group.
    RIP My good Friend Deron I'll miss you.

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    um.....there is some truth there i think
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    Bob......Bob........Bob........now you are even giving yourself a hard time!!!!!!! heeheeheeheeheeheehee

    that was funny.........you southerners are like just one big family!!!!!!!!!!!heeheeheehee
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1600pilot
    Bob......Bob........Bob........now you are even giving yourself a hard time!!!!!!! heeheeheeheeheeheehee

    that was funny.........you southerners are like just one big family!!!!!!!!!!!heeheeheehee
    um..theres some truth in there too I think
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    Quote Originally Posted by spok
    um..theres some truth in there too I think
    You should know, Cajun boy!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaVulcan04
    You should know, Cajun boy!!!
    aye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1600pilot
    Bob......Bob........Bob........now you are even giving yourself a hard time!!!!!!! heeheeheeheeheeheehee

    that was funny.........you southerners are like just one big family!!!!!!!!!!!heeheeheehee
    Nah, Deron, I'm not laughing at myself, just laughing with myself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaVulcan04
    Nah, Deron, I'm not laughing at myself, just laughing with myself!
    thats the only way!!!!
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    *Falls off chair in fits of laughter!* LMAO!

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    heh, didnt expect that turn around.
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!...

    I wonder how far those "family lines' reach across the US?

    Thanks Bob for laughs!
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    After a long day at work I always have a chuckle or two waiting for me here. That was a good one.

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    Just so the Mason/Dixon guys don't take all the heat:
    SCENE: HOLLYWOOD,

    1st movie star's little boy to his friend: "My dad kin lick your dad"!


    2nd movie star's little boy: "Oh yeah..my dad ISyour dad!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by hot_shoe_cv
    Just so the Mason/Dixon guys don't take all the heat:
    1st movie star's little boy to his friend: "My dad kin lick your dad"!

    2nd movie star's little boy: "Oh yeah..my dad ISyour dad!"
    LMAO!!!!!!!!...

    This is getting good.
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    good one Bob !!!!
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    LMAO this was a good way to start the day today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot_shoe_cv
    Just so the Mason/Dixon guys don't take all the heat:
    SCENE: HOLLYWOOD,

    1st movie star's little boy to his friend: "My dad kin lick your dad"!


    2nd movie star's little boy: "Oh yeah..my dad IS your dad!"
    That would explain a lot then......

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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!...

    I wonder how far those "family lines' reach across the US?

    Thanks Bob for laughs!
    Thanks for reminding me of my family tree!!!! Geez...... and I didn't think anyone knew about that.
    RIP My good Friend Deron I'll miss you.

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