How To Train Your Donkey - Part 9

[Steel Panther]

Every choice carries a consequence. For better or worse, each choice is the unavoidable consequence of its predecessor. There are not exceptions. If you can accept that a bad choice carries the seed of its own punishment, why not accept the fact that a good choice yields desirable fruit?--Gary Ryan Blair

[Steel Panther]

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.--Groucho Marx

[Steel Panther]

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved.--W.J. Bryant

[Steel Panther]

Do or do not there is no try-- Yoda

[kopcicle]

runs great other than the front brake is there mainly for show . fsck'n banana caliper makes me want to pull out a gun and shoot it or myself . Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Steel Panther]

Congratulations Kop ! Thats a sweet ride, glad you got it ! Hope you have many happy miles together.

[Kawi-girl]

Awesome quotes! Love them!! And they are sooo true!

I will add my own:
you can choose to be a victim, or choose to be a hero in your own life. Which ever way you choose, the choice is always yours!

Glad to see your thinking positive

[Kawi-girl]

Hmmm...this looks familiar. Didn't I see this pic already somewhere else? LOL

runs great other than the front brake is there mainly for show . fsck'n banana caliper makes me want to pull out a gun and shoot it or myself . Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Hardwire]

Do or do not there is no try-- Yoda

Yup

[Hardwire]

Master your choices, or become the slave of their consequences.--Michael Rawls

Agree!

[Steel Panther]

Awesome quotes! Love them!! And they are sooo true!

I will add my own:
you can choose to be a victim, or choose to be a hero in your own life. Which ever way you choose, the choice is always yours!

Glad to see your thinking positive

If you choose not to decide..................you still have made a choice..............

[Rockingmtranch]

Do or do not there is no try-- Yoda

Yup

Double yup

[Steel Panther]

Agree!

Think people would get it after awhile ! Maybe the filiment in the light bulb is damaged. I dunno. Didn't take me long to figure out what I was doing just wasn't working out for me. Hmm............ I better figure out what is wrong............. it sucks when you have to admit it's yourself ! I dunno, think if I woke up one day, was 54 years old, had nothing to show for my life except 6 failed marriages, the last one lasted one week, the one before that lasted 3 months and three grown kids that didn't like me and had thrown me out of their house................ here is your sign ! Some people just don't get it.............or just don't want to get it................or just mentally can't deal with it. Whatever, is what it is, I'm done with the craziness. Carry on my wayward son...................there will be peace when you are done. LMAO !

[Steel Panther]

[Steel Panther]

ROFL !

[Steel Panther]

Ok.................I think this one did me in...................LOL !

[Steel Panther]

OK..................and this just cause it makes me LMAO ! Gotta get busy, an idle mind is the devils workshop

[Kawi-girl]

it sucks when you have to admit it's yourself !

How about you just keep choosing the wrong women for yourself.....It might not be you personally, it just might be the choices you make?
IE. your drawn to women who abuse you?

[Steel Panther]

How about you just keep choosing the wrong women for yourself.....It might not be you personally, it just might be the choices you make?
IE. your drawn to women who abuse you?

I know ! This one seemed perfectly normal up until the marriage license was signed, then kaboom, the switch flipped. I don't know how in the world I was suppose to see that coming. Needs to be a test................. Think I'll just stay single.

[Kawi-girl]

I know ! This one seemed perfectly normal up until the marriage license was signed, then kaboom, the switch flipped. I don't know how in the world I was suppose to see that coming. Needs to be a test................. Think I'll just stay single.

I shouldn't laugh, but the thought of a test, just cracks me up!!

Single is GOOOD! Nobody to hog the bed, make a mess, snore....or steal the last cookie! :p
And there's always enough volunteers to relieve those "nocturnal" itches Hee Hee