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  2. 10-20-2005 #1
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    Default A night on a train.

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the
    lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own fu*cking blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
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  4. 10-20-2005 #2
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    oh yeah...thats good.
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    LOL...Sounds like a good marraige!
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    so funny, thanks for the chuckle
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    lol i could just picture my dad doing that lol.....
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    Ah yes, the Dutch oven. An excellent retaliatory move. My personal fave.
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    Heh heh! Too true! Good one Woody!
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    That short story is a breath of (not so) fresh air! Thanks for airing it out with the rest of us...
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    Darn! There go all my fantasies about romance!
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    LOL that is a good one. Good for him.
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    LMAO....need to share that one with the b/f
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