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  2. 11-03-2005 #1
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    Default Attention: new virus

    ATTENTION!!!
    There is a new virus circulating. It is called "WORK." If you receive WORK
    from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, do not touch it under
    any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
    If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
    friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
    Order drinks immediately and after three rounds,
    you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.
    If you don't drink, check out the Dairy Queen Hot Fudge Brownie
    Supreme Chocolate. It is a good substitute!
    Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
    Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
    already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this
    is the case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least five
    friends.
    I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I'm
    headed for the bar anyway . . . it never hurts to be safe.
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    I just shook hands with a friend of mine, Sam Adams. Maybe I can find four more friends in the kitchen.
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    Work? What's that?
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    Work? I don't think I'm infected, I just come to this building in the morning to hang out all day and get out of house work
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    Quote Originally Posted by r3dninja
    Work? I don't think I'm infected, I just come to this building in the morning to hang out all day and get out of house work
    LOL...
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    Oh no, I think I have this virus. Let me look around, desks, computers, shelves stocked with medical stuff, a long line of impatient looking old people staring at me from the other side of the counter.....OH MY GOD!!! I have it, I have it.
    No time to waste, must run out the back door immediatly......
    So you want to buy a sportbike as your first bike and have questions?
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    I think we need to put a quarantine on Penticton
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikebubble
    Oh no, I think I have this virus. Let me look around, desks, computers, shelves stocked with medical stuff, a long line of impatient looking old people staring at me from the other side of the counter.....OH MY GOD!!! I have it, I have it.
    No time to waste, must run out the back door immediatly......
    Isn't there a spot on the shelves for a six pack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    Isn't there a spot on the shelves for a six pack?
    right next to the rubbing alcohol
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    Isn't there a spot on the shelves for a six pack?

    There is a special spot inside the icebox, beside the coffee machine.
    So you want to buy a sportbike as your first bike and have questions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikebubble
    There is a special spot inside the icebox, beside the coffee machine.
    say, didn't you say your store is located in a seedy part of town with a liqour store out the back door? your all set
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikebubble
    There is a special spot inside the icebox, beside the coffee machine.
    There ya go! No need to run and hide from the senior citizens. Just put up a curtain so they cant see you nipping on the bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    There ya go! No need to run and hide from the senior citizens. Just put up a curtain so they cant see you nipping on the bottle.
    well, no need to run or hide...they are old and on walkers..not the most mobile segment of our population and they are blind...they can't see you anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by spok
    well, no need to run or hide...they are old and on walkers..not the most mobile segment of our population and they are blind...they can't see you anyway
    I think it's a conscience thing David. Seeing the oldsters watching you drink while speaking louder than a blaring TV set might invoke some guilty feelings...especially from our friend Carlo as he's a friend to people up in years. He'd either have to hide behind a curtain or open one for them too. Somehow I can see him at a table setting up rounds for all of his customers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    I think it's a conscience thing David. Seeing the oldsters watching you drink while speaking louder than a blaring TV set might invoke some guilty feelings...especially from our friend Carlo as he's a friend to people up in years. He'd either have to hide behind a curtain or open one for them too. Somehow I can see him at a table setting up rounds for all of his customers.
    they could start a tuesday happy hour
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    Quote Originally Posted by spok
    they could start a tuesday happy hour
    LOL...There ya go Carlo! Just hang out a neon sign and watch your business grow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by whistle clean
    LOL...There ya go Carlo! Just hang out a neon sign and watch your business grow!
    have a banner made..."buy a pair of compression hosery and get a free jello shot"
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    For those of you who can remember Dobbie Gillis, I grew up with my old man calling me either Maynard or G.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueRidgeRider
    An old friend told me once, "Give a lazy man a hard job and he'll find the easiest way to do it." Well I guess that makes me the laziest man I know.
    doing a hard job easily isn't lazy, it's efficient. The key is to not waste energy. My motto is why do the work when someone else will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spok
    have a banner made..."buy a pair of compression hosery and get a free jello shot"
    This has alot of potential!
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