A young man excitedly calls his mother to say he's been in love awhile, she's the ideal girl, and he is going to marry her.
“Oh, that's wonderful! Hurry up and bring her over,” his mother says with excitement and impatience, typical of mothers.
“Not so soon,” he laughs. “I want to see how well you know your son. I'm going to bring her over with two friends. You guess which one is her.”
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into his mother's house, sits them down on the couch, and they chat pleasantly. He then says, “Okay, guess which one I'm going to marry?”
She immediately replies, “The one on the right!”
“That's amazing! You're right! How did youknow?”
The mother replies, "I don't like her!"