good redneck joke

[1400pilot]

Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

[zedx11]

hahahaha

[tingboy]

LOL... good one good one...

ting

[woodchucks800]

Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high but they are higher than Nebraska!!

[CowboyBob]

Thats a good one!!!

[jukief]

I think you could tell that joke and substitute any state.

[1400pilot]

I think you could tell that joke and substitute any state.

ya but........Arkansas works so well!!!!!! right Dwaine

[jukief]

Ohhhhh, Deron. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

[1400pilot]

Ohhhhh, Deron. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

yeah I know...................but it's to cold for him to come up here now!!!!

[jukief]

That's true. You're probably safe--for now.

[2WheelFun]

Lol...

[1400pilot]

That's true. You're probably safe--for now.

well my plan is..............shhhh dont tell Dwaine this but.............it's to lure him up here July 5th and then let him chase me all the way to Red Lodge........think it will work?

[Spok]

well my plan is..............shhhh dont tell Dwaine this but.............it's to lure him up here July 5th and then let him chase me all the way to Red Lodge........think it will work?

watch out, he can outrun you

[1400pilot]

watch out, he can outrun you

oh..............one small detail that I didnt plan on!!!!!

[kc6wfs]

Thats a good one!!

[MatSox]

Future Springer Stars

[BamaBob]

I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high but they are higher than Nebraska!!

WRONG - it's Tennessee , Woody!