good redneck joke

1400pilot · 02-19-2006

Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

zedx11 · 02-19-2006

hahahaha

tingboy · 02-19-2006

LOL... good one good one...

ting

woodchucks800 · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1600pilot

Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one
afternoon
over a cold beer...

After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over
to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin',
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high

but they are higher than Nebraska!!

CowboyBob · 02-19-2006

Thats a good one!!!

*jukief* · 02-19-2006

I think you could tell that joke and substitute any state.

1400pilot · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukief

I think you could tell that joke and substitute any state.

ya but........Arkansas works so well!!!!!! right Dwaine

*jukief* · 02-19-2006

Ohhhhh, Deron. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

1400pilot · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukief

Ohhhhh, Deron. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

yeah I know...................but it's to cold for him to come up here now!!!!

*jukief* · 02-19-2006

That's true. You're probably safe--for now.

**2WheelFun** · 02-19-2006

Lol...

1400pilot · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukief

That's true. You're probably safe--for now.

well my plan is..............shhhh dont tell Dwaine this but.............it's to lure him up here July 5th and then let him chase me all the way to Red Lodge........think it will work?

**Spok** · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1600pilot

well my plan is..............shhhh dont tell Dwaine this but.............it's to lure him up here July 5th and then let him chase me all the way to Red Lodge........think it will work?

watch out, he can outrun you

1400pilot · 02-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by spok

watch out, he can outrun you

oh..............one small detail that I didnt plan on!!!!!

kc6wfs · 02-19-2006

Thats a good one!!

MatSox · 02-20-2006

Future Springer Stars

BamaBob · 02-20-2006

I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high

but they are higher than Nebraska!!

WRONG - it's Tennessee , Woody!

02-19-2006	#1 (permalink)
1400pilot UBER CLUB MEMBER #2 Forum Supporter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Holdrege, Nebraska Posts: 13,839	good redneck joke Two good ole boys down in Arkansas were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer... After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even." __________________ Click for a map of the states I've ridden in 08 ZG1400 Concours 06 KDX200 04KX65

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tingboy Too hot to ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,285	LOL... good one good one... ting __________________ My three babies. '90 Vulcan 500 '97 Supra '07 ZX-6R http://www.angelfire.com/la3/tingboy/

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jukief I miss you, Deron Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 19,444	I think you could tell that joke and substitute any state. __________________ In memory of my friend Deron Harden. Life isn't going to be the same without him.

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jukief I miss you, Deron Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 19,444	Ohhhhh, Deron. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. __________________ In memory of my friend Deron Harden. Life isn't going to be the same without him.

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jukief I miss you, Deron Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 19,444	That's true. You're probably safe--for now. __________________ In memory of my friend Deron Harden. Life isn't going to be the same without him.

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zedx11 Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 22,566	hahahaha

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CowboyBob Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,839	Thats a good one!!!

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BamaBob 2008 HD Ultra Classic Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Meridianville, Alabama Posts: 6,779	I've heard it before except it's Alabama not Arkansas. Even rednecks have standards Deron, there just not as high but they are higher than Nebraska!! WRONG - it's Tennessee , Woody! __________________ BamaBob *BTK Womens Azz Size Study Rep, U.S. Dept. of Posterior*

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