Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
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2. Beer stains wash out.
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3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
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4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball/soccer/basketball/etc.
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5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
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6. Beer is never late.
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7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
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8. Hangovers go away.
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9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
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10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
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11. Beer never has a headache.
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12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
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13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
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14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
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15. A beer always goes down easy.
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16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
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17. You can share a beer with your friends.
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18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
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19. Beer is always wet.
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20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
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21. You can have a beer in public.
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22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
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23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
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24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
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25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
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26. Good beer costs less than good women.
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27. A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
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28. Beer doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you.
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29. A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed.
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30. You can't get thrown in jail for having a beer under the grandstand at halftime.
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31. Afterwards, a beer won't feel guilty, cry, propose, call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist.
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32. Beer never bugs you to have little beers.
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32. If your preference for a type of beer changes, you don't have to get involved with lawyers.
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32. Beers don't want a lasting relationship.
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32. A beer doesn't make you sleep onthe couch after you've taken six other beers on a picnic.
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32. After you've put your lips to a beer, a beer never asks, "What are you doing?"
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32. Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of.
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32. You can have a beer on your lunch hour.
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32. A beer never wants to stay up afterwards talking about respect.
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32. A beer won't slap you in the face for putting it between your legs at a drive-in movie.



Dave

[CTRider]

This one was my favorite:

27. A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.