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Great "Redneck" Joke
This was too funny not to share. OK, I live in Mississippi so I can tell this joke and no one should be offended, "cause I are one".
A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse,
there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought
of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he
be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would
have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her
on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
about this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'run
raised Southern Baptist." Once again, the Keeper agreed.
4. "And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta
give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
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Where's mississippi,
And what's a gorilla.
Originally Posted by vulcan 1600
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