Brain Transplant

BigJohn · 04-06-2006

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In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

4W4K3 · 04-06-2006

dohhahahhaha

a sudden twist at the end. very funny!

NYcruiser · 04-06-2006

ouch...

**Spok** · 04-06-2006

saw it coming

*trikebubble* · 04-06-2006

huh? what's "procedure" mean?

cudaosix · 04-06-2006

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Originally Posted by trikebubble

huh? what's "procedure" mean?

I think it has something to do with women having their little toenails painted.....could be wrong though.

Cottonmouth · 04-06-2006

lol, My wife thought that was pretty funny

zedx11 · 04-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Cottonmouth

lol, My wife thought that was pretty funny

bet she did. I know Tina will laugh when she see's it.

Xlr8n · 04-06-2006

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Originally Posted by BigJohn

We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

And used incorrectly and carelessly at that!

1400pilot · 04-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Xlr8n

And used incorrectly and carelessly at that!

now that is funny!!!!

04-06-2006	#1 (permalink)
BigJohn Power Hungry V2K Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lake Stevens, WA Posts: 6,266	Brain Transplant New or Used In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." __________________ '00 Nomad '06 V2K LT Because RED is the fastest color...

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