Big People Words

BigJohn · 04-24-2006

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO BABY TALK!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana," he said.
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done."I took a ride on a choo-choo."
"No," she said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done."I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said, "What book did you read?"

Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SH*T"

NYcruiser · 04-24-2006

smart kid

Billy D. · 04-24-2006

Well thats a word you don't hear often from 5 year olds too often, the boy is wise beyond his years.

zedx11 · 04-24-2006

LOL

she said big people words.

04-24-2006	#1 (permalink)
BigJohn Power Hungry V2K Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lake Stevens, WA Posts: 6,393	Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO BABY TALK! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana," he said. "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done."I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No," she said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alex what he had done."I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said, "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, *"Winnie the SHT"** __________________ '00 Nomad '06 V2K LT Because RED is the fastest color...

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NYcruiser Red Lodge Approved BTK Expert Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Upstate NY - boonies Posts: 1,731	smart kid __________________ Ian 2005 Kawasaki V2K - Black I wouldnt trust a man that didnt try to steal a little...

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Billy D. Loves Burning Rice! Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SouthEast Georgia Posts: 3,286	Well thats a word you don't hear often from 5 year olds too often, the boy is wise beyond his years.

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zedx11 Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 22,566	LOL she said big people words.

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