Use the word fascinate in a sentence....

[BigJohn]

A teacher asked her class to make a sentence using the word "fascinate".

Molly put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

[Frankt07]

gotta love little johnny

[Spok]

little johnny jokes are just as good as boudreaux and thibadoux jokes

[BamaBob]

Little Johnny is da man!!





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[Ericthejet]

+1

[trikebubble]

Brilliant.

[cudaosix]

Why that little rascal!.......... Did you guys know Little Johnny has a cousin named Pepito?

[anrfknm]

little johnny is headed for trouble and we're all invited.

[metalesp]

Ah fond memories of little johnny

[cudaosix]

I suspect Little johhny is here, all grown up and posting under a differt name.

[Frankt07]

Originally Posted by cudaosix

I suspect Little johhny is here, all grown up and posting under a differt name.

SSSShhhhhhhhhhhh!!

[forest1000]

I have a similar problem with my buttonfly jeans.

[anamosity]

lol, thats a good one, gonna save that one for later

[zedx11]

Originally Posted by forest1000

I have a similar problem with my buttonfly jeans.

dunlap don't count.

[Tod]

...I AM little Johnny.

[antiq]

Little Johnny can fascinate me any time! He was standing at the grocery store checkout one day standing with Dad behind a very large woman. Just then her pager sounded and little Johnny hollered LOOK OUT DAD SHE"S BACKIN" UP!!

[captaintoad1]

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've
learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, if tied ! to a paint can, to spread paint on
all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old
Boy! .

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys
do it because:
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control!

[captaintoad1]

sorry about that guys i thought i had all the extra cut out!!!

[antiq]

Haha! my neighbor has two little boys the oldest will be three soon. Oh boy are they in for a ride!

[RichLockyer]

Originally Posted by Spok

little johnny jokes are just as good as boudreaux and thibadoux jokes

I've got an awesome Little Johnny joke, but it wouldn't make it past the profanity filter.