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Old 07-13-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Default The drug called BEER

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him
home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.For the support group nearest you, just Google "motorcycles".
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You're breaking my heart.
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That's some funny sh!t.

So with that being said. I married a spectacular woman. Had nothing to do with the alcohol. I love just as much as today as day one.
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I knew I should not have had that "beer" or a few when dating my wife the 1st time.

Funny also she looked a lot cuter that night, as I kind of remember.

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That's some funny sh!t.

So with that being said. I married a spectacular woman. Had nothing to do with the alcohol. I love just as much as today as day one.
Ah, that's so sweet, Gene. You two make a great couple. It was so much fun getting to know you.
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After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
Them darn beer goggles.
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There was a vidio that shows how the drug BEER works but i could not get it to transfer over.
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Billy has his beer goggles on.
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That's some funny sh!t.

So with that being said. I married a spectacular woman. Had nothing to do with the alcohol. I love just as much as today as day one.
sucking up for some nookie tonight eh?
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That's some funny sh!t.

So with that being said. I married a spectacular woman. Had nothing to do with the alcohol. I love just as much as today as day one.

says the man whose wife is also on the forum.... you're just scoring points!

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This reminds me of a great story a buddy of mine told me about how he met his wife. He was at a big outdoor party/BBQ/bonfire walking around with a bottle of Lord Calvert Whiskey and taking a slug off it every once in a while (musta been a helluva party). A woman saw him with the whiskey and walked up to him, took the bottle out of his hand without saying a word, and took a slug of her own. The rest, he says, is history. Of course, when people ask, he tells them that the Lord brought them together.

All in good fun.

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Amen to the Lord.
Beer is our friend...
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This reminds me of a great story a buddy of mine told me about how he met his wife. He was at a big outdoor party/BBQ/bonfire walking around with a bottle of Lord Calvert Whiskey and taking a slug off it every once in a while (musta been a helluva party).
That sounds suspiciously like what I was doing at Red Lodge last year. But I was a very good girl this year!
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That sounds suspiciously like what I was doing at Red Lodge last year. But I was a very good girl this year!
Julie??? I can't imagine you doing that. It was good to see you and Alan again. So good to spend time with you. Hope to see you in September.
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Hoooraay Beer!!

100 brownie points if anyone knows where this is from.
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Hoooraay Beer!!

100 brownie points if anyone knows where this is from.
Hooooray Red Stripe!
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