For the women out there....

ski · 07-26-2004

> He says.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

>

>She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?

>

>

>He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

>She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit

>on the sofa.

>

>He said . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

>

>She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

>

>On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere"

>Written just below it . .. . " I do not"

>

>

>Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do

>the dishes?

>A. Both of them.

>

>Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

>A. He buys two cases of beer.

>

>Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

>A. The bonds mature.

>

>

>Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

>A. So men can remember them.

>

>

>Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

>A. We don't know; it has never happened.

>

>Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and

>good-looking?

>A. They already have boyfriends.

>

>Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

>A. A widow.

>

>

>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

>A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married

>women come home, see what's in

>bed and go to the fridge.

>

>

>Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

>A. They're married.

>

>

bud8fan · 07-26-2004

a blonde decided to go fishing one day...she got out on the ice and started drilling a hole in it and heard...GET OFF THE ICE.....she looks around..does'nt see anybody and starts drilling the hole again.....GET OFF THE ICE..the voice said..she looks up and says...is that you god and the voice says no ..its me...the announcer up here in the booth...GET OFF THE DAMN ICE BEFORE I THROW YOU OUTTA HERE!!!!!

*bikeaholic* · 07-27-2004

^^^^^^^

Lori03Ninja500R · 07-27-2004

Hahaha very funny!

NinjaGirl · 07-29-2004

Ski....
That was pretty bold of you to put this on the forum for being a "newbe" and there are alot of women on this board....watch it!!!

USA#1 · 07-31-2004

Here's a blonde joke.

Two blondes walk into a building.....you'd think one would have saw it.

ok, not a blonde joke, but funny still.

Apirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants, the bar tender ask "HEY! Whats the wheel for?" the pirate respond "ARRRGH!! IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!"

ski · 08-02-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaGirl

Ski....
That was pretty bold of you to put this on the forum for being a "newbe" and there are alot of women on this board....watch it!!!

heh, thanks for the advice. Noted

07-26-2004	#1 (permalink)
ski Made It To Second Gear BTK Beginner Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA Posts: 96	For the women out there.... > He says.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. > >She said .. . . You wear pants don't you? > > >He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? >She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit >on the sofa. > >He said . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? > >She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > >On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" >Written just below it . .. . " I do not" > > >Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do >the dishes? >A. Both of them. > >Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? >A. He buys two cases of beer. > >Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? >A. The bonds mature. > > >Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? >A. So men can remember them. > > >Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? >A. We don't know; it has never happened. > >Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and >good-looking? >A. They already have boyfriends. > >Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? >A. A widow. > > >Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? >A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married >women come home, see what's in >bed and go to the fridge. > > >Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? >A. They're married. > > __________________ Hoping for a 500R for the spring....

07-26-2004	#2 (permalink)
bud8fan Wants better weather! BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: south texas Posts: 837	a blonde decided to go fishing one day...she got out on the ice and started drilling a hole in it and heard...GET OFF THE ICE.....she looks around..does'nt see anybody and starts drilling the hole again.....GET OFF THE ICE..the voice said..she looks up and says...is that you god and the voice says no ..its me...the announcer up here in the booth...GET OFF THE DAMN ICE BEFORE I THROW YOU OUTTA HERE!!!!! __________________ see you in the funny papers!!! '04 1500 vulcan classic. '05 avalanche z-66 blown

07-27-2004	#3 (permalink)
bikeaholic Sick & Twisted Moderator Forum Supporter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: edenton north carolina Posts: 4,352	re ^^^^^^^ __________________ 2004 - 1600 classic 1997 - 1200C harley sporty 1985 - 750 Honda Shadow VROC# 20171 Chromaholic #512

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USA#1 Newbie Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 23	Here's a blonde joke. Two blondes walk into a building.....you'd think one would have saw it. ok, not a blonde joke, but funny still. Apirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants, the bar tender ask "HEY! Whats the wheel for?" the pirate respond "ARRRGH!! IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!"

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