Thank God for Italians........

BigJohn · 11-15-2006

Thank God for Italians........
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks' one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion...
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Svetlana · 11-15-2006

lol as always, nice one BigJohn!
I must say (maybe from experience, maybe not

), that those Italian men (I mean the ones actually *in* Italy) go head over heels trying to woo the ladies O.o

metalesp · 11-15-2006

lol, good one

*trikebubble* · 11-15-2006

Props to my Italian brethren!!!!!

And don't forget cappucino, real pizza, proscuitto, parmagianno-reggiano cheese, shiny red sportscars.......................

**Spok** · 11-15-2006

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Originally Posted by trikebubble

Props to my Italian brethren!!!!!

And don't forget cappucino, real pizza, proscuitto, parmagianno-reggiano cheese, shiny red sportscars.......................

sophie lauren...

gina lollobrigida...

metalesp · 11-15-2006

Laura San Giacomo
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Rachel Ray

mrbuell · 11-15-2006

And!!!1

*trikebubble* · 11-15-2006

.......half of me.

Mesa_Slim · 11-15-2006

Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it wasn't for whiskey us Irishmen would be ruling the world.

*trikebubble* · 11-15-2006

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Originally Posted by Mesa_Slim

Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it wasn't for whiskey us Irishmen would be ruling the world.

or at the very least throwing potatoes at one another.

Mesa_Slim · 11-15-2006

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Originally Posted by trikebubble

or at the very least throwing potatoes at one another.

Give me a shot of Bushmill's and duck.

*trikebubble* · 11-15-2006

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Originally Posted by Mesa_Slim

Give me a shot of Bushmill's and duck.

Auch......my Scottish father in law says you Irish are nothing more than a bunch of no-good................oh wait, that's the British. Nevermind.

G · 11-15-2006

cracked me up that did .

*pitchinguy* · 11-15-2006

Bwa hahahahahaha! Another good one BigJohn!!

ImpactG · 11-16-2006

Bah! Back in our heyday, we sacked and pillaged all you upstart's villages... and raped your women too (Ooops! Probably shouldn't have admitted that!)

And it was us Vikings who first discovered America, not those Italian fella's.

Of course, we Norwiegen's haven't done much lately have we? Oh well.

Svetlana · 11-16-2006

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Originally Posted by ImpactG

Bah! Back in our heyday, we sacked and pillaged all you upstart's villages... and raped your women too (Ooops! Probably shouldn't have admitted that!)

And it was us Vikings who first discovered America, not those Italian fella's.

Of course, we Norwiegen's haven't done much lately have we? Oh well.

LOL! You sound like my Danish-blooded husband!

I gently remind him that his family actually *enjoys* eatting lutefisk!

Enough said

...
then I kindly go into the kitchen and cook up some veal scallopine and remind him who's better in the kitchen

*trikebubble* · 11-16-2006

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Originally Posted by Svetlana

LOL! You sound like my Danish-blooded husband!

I gently remind him that his family actually *enjoys* eatting lutefisk!

Enough said

...
then I kindly go into the kitchen and cook up some veal scallopine and remind him who's better in the kitchen

Yum! Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ImpactG · 11-16-2006

lutefisk! Bah! I can't stand fish of any kind. Those Danes are a lot tougher than I am. Have you ever smelled that stuff? Whew!!!

However, I do love my (and forgive my spelling) rumigraut and lefsa!

Upi · 11-16-2006

You rock that totally made my day.

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BigJohn Power Hungry V2K Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lake Stevens, WA Posts: 6,393	Thank God for Italians........ Thank God for Italians........ A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks' one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion... With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women." __________________ '00 Nomad '06 V2K LT Because RED is the fastest color...

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metalesp August 2008 M.O.M. BTK Expert Join Date: May 2006 Location: Stockton, CA Posts: 6,553	lol, good one __________________ Eddie ~1982 KZ305CSR~ Something Wicked This Way Comes

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trikebubble Slow Guy on a Fast Bike Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 22,634	Props to my Italian brethren!!!!! And don't forget cappucino, real pizza, proscuitto, parmagianno-reggiano cheese, shiny red sportscars....................... __________________ 08 Midnite Sapphire Blue ZX-14

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metalesp August 2008 M.O.M. BTK Expert Join Date: May 2006 Location: Stockton, CA Posts: 6,553	Laura San Giacomo Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio Rachel Ray __________________ Eddie ~1982 KZ305CSR~ Something Wicked This Way Comes

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mrbuell Railing for fun BTK Beginner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix Posts: 55	And!!!1 __________________ Life is too short to be bitter about past mistakes. Enjoy the here and now.

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Svetlana No Significant Other Forum Supporter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Seattle, USA Posts: 6,644	lol as always, nice one BigJohn! I must say (maybe from experience, maybe not ), that those Italian men (I mean the ones actually in Italy) go head over heels trying to woo the ladies O.o

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trikebubble Slow Guy on a Fast Bike Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 22,634	.......half of me. __________________ 08 Midnite Sapphire Blue ZX-14

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Mesa_Slim olderigetfasteriwas BTK Expert Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mesa AZ Posts: 630	Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it wasn't for whiskey us Irishmen would be ruling the world. __________________ If you are anitpasto does that make you provolone?

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G Ride Naked .. Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,607	cracked me up that did .

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pitchinguy I miss Deron. Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,747	*Bwa hahahahahaha! Another good one BigJohn!!* __________________ *LIGHT ENGINEER Todd's Body Paint Team* *Black 1600w/apes* aka Scooter

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ImpactG Perpetual Motion Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 6,629	Bah! Back in our heyday, we sacked and pillaged all you upstart's villages... and raped your women too (Ooops! Probably shouldn't have admitted that!) And it was us Vikings who first discovered America, not those Italian fella's. Of course, we Norwiegen's haven't done much lately have we? Oh well. __________________ ImpactG 2004 V2K ---------------- Proud member of Julie's Avatar Cleavage Club (JACC#3)

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ImpactG Perpetual Motion Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 6,629	lutefisk! Bah! I can't stand fish of any kind. Those Danes are a lot tougher than I am. Have you ever smelled that stuff? Whew!!! However, I do love my (and forgive my spelling) rumigraut and lefsa! __________________ ImpactG 2004 V2K ---------------- Proud member of Julie's Avatar Cleavage Club (JACC#3)

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Upi RUN AWAY! BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lake Forest, CA Posts: 943	You rock that totally made my day. __________________ "The superior rider uses their superior judgment to avoid needing their superior skills" -myself

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