Patriots Fan?

bdutton · 01-26-2007

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan."

Stradivarius · 01-26-2007

Nice! This one's even better...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a New England Patriots fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Patriots fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Patriots fans, so I'm a Patriots fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Indianapolis Colts fan."

*Tod* · 01-26-2007

And so it begins...

downtown_donna · 01-26-2007

Go Patriots, well at this point it's "It was fun to watch as far as the Pratriots went.." uggg those last few seconds of the game (no no I just can't bear to remember it) yes pun intended.

Donna still a Patriots fan

01-26-2007	#1 (permalink)
bdutton All along the watchtwr... BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Southern NH Posts: 372	Patriots Fan? A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan." __________________ -- Gun control is hitting the target -- 03 Honda Shado Spirit 750 82 Kawasaki KZ550 Spectra

01-26-2007	#2 (permalink)
Stradivarius Made in Japan BTK Expert Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fort Lee, NJ, USA Posts: 514	Nice! This one's even better... A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a New England Patriots fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Patriots fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Patriots fans, so I'm a Patriots fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Indianapolis Colts fan." __________________ 1999 Kawasaki Vulcan 800 2000 Triumph Trophy 1200

01-26-2007	#3 (permalink)
Tod The Pondering MOD Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Round Rock, TX Posts: 19,868	And so it begins... __________________ “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.” - Cullen Hightower

01-26-2007	#4 (permalink)
downtown_donna FLorida bugs bug me BTK Expert Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Central Florida, visiting Massachusetts on occasion Posts: 924	Go Patriots, well at this point it's "It was fun to watch as far as the Pratriots went.." uggg those last few seconds of the game (no no I just can't bear to remember it) yes pun intended. Donna still a Patriots fan __________________ Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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