For you all in WV

[NinjaDave]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about West Virginians...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in West Virginia .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in West Virginia .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in West Virginia .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in West Virginia .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in West Virginia .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in West Virginia .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in West Virginia .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in West Virginia .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in West Virginia .

[metalesp]

Originally Posted by NinjaDave

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about West Virginians...

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia .

These are great, but this one happens all over.
As a matter of fact this is a daily event here in California

[bikeaholic]

actually we do alot of those in carolina

[r2kool4u]

You know half of those apply to use Marylandiers too.

[pitchinguy]

The man is good!!

[fireman57]

Being that I am a West Virginian, I must reply to these allegations...

















He has most of them right!! (Our Dairy Queen is open year round)

[DirtCrazed]

LOVED it! Same is true for KY...trust me, I know!

[NinjaDave]

I know someone in every category. Some apply to me, like the deer one. I have hit more deer than I'd like to count

[taro]

Originally Posted by metalesp

These are great, but this one happens all over.
As a matter of fact this is a daily event here in California

Yeah, but are the roads dug into the sides of cliffs with the likelihood of landing on the roof of someone's house if you misjudge a curve?

[thelma]

Originally Posted by NinjaDave

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in West Virginia .

For the past couple weeks I've been wishing I HAD a snow blower.

[andrushok]

As a former West Virginian and current Marylander I could just say ...
... Your are right!