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Old 06-06-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default Emergency Message from the Surgeon General


As Official Guvment Representative of the Department of Posterior for BTK I just received this urgent message from the Surgeon General:

WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that veiwing Spok's azz may be hazardous to your health. If you see Spok's azz, please turn away immediately and seek medical attention. Failure to do so may result in nausea, vomiting, diarreha, and severe eye strain!








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Old 06-06-2007   #3 (permalink)
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haha , that cracked me up ..
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Hey, I don't mind looking. I'm even a member of the club!
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Sounds suspiciously like a quote from them Hair Club For Men commercials...

"Not only am I the founding member of the club... but I'm also a client."
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can i just slap it once LOL
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i think that is so funny kinda like this one

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Now kids if you don't want to end up being the butt of everyone's jokes.

SAY NO TO CRACK!!!


Can't you just see these posted all through out our public school system?
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Now kids if you don't want to end up being the butt of everyone's jokes.


SAY NO TO CRACK!!!



Can't you just see these posted all through out our public school system?
This photo gives a visual to the term "crack-head"!
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^^^OMG that was funny I don't care who you are.^^^
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Looks like a really bad case of roids to me...Oh and what is that stain....??
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This Spok's azz epidemic is getting out of control...



poor kids... sigh...
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The physical effects are short-term and curable--it's the psychological effects that I'm worried about.
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The physical effects are short-term and curable--it's the psychological effects that I'm worried about.
Yep . . . it'll ruin ya!!
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This Spok's azz epidemic is getting out of control...



poor kids... sigh...
Guitar! That covers the word WRONG from every angle, throughout the entire spectrum!!!

PS - A masterful piece of photoshop work! Our own online Picasso!!!
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Guitar! That covers the word WRONG from every angle, throughout the entire spectrum!!!

PS - A masterful piece of photoshop work! Our own online Picasso!!!
Heheh... I wish I had photoshop on here but I only have it on my iMac. I used Paint.net on my vista computer which is ok but is nowhere near as powerful as photoshop.

I could have made that look 10x better if I used photoshop... I used to do this kind of stuff semi-professionaly .
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Heheh... I wish I had photoshop on here but I only have it on my iMac. I used Paint.net on my vista computer which is ok but is nowhere near as powerful as photoshop.

I could have made that look 10x better if I used photoshop... I used to do this kind of stuff semi-professionaly .
Sorry to have to tell ya, but NOTHING can make Dave's azz look better
. . . it's a lost cause!!!
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Sorry to have to tell ya, but NOTHING can make Dave's azz look better
. . . it's a lost cause!!!
Muahahahahha
That wont stop me from trying, damnit!!!
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