Just how tough IS Chuck Norris? - Page 10

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

We have super heros, and super heros have Chuck Norris

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

everytime you tell a bad Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris kills a kitten

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

Ahla (islamic god) can no longer promise 40 virgins for every man for who is worthy he can only promise them 40 women that have been with chuck norris.

**Spok** · 06-15-2007

chuck norris said if we ever let this thread die....so shall we

metalesp · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by Spok

chuck norris said if we ever let this thread die....so shall we

This is the best one yet...

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

If someone starts a "Congrations...Chuck Norris reaches 5000 posts" thread Chuck Norris will kill them with a roundhouse kick to the face. Just for not asking permission first.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

As a child chuck norris was never abused, likewise chuck norris beat his parents daily

CTRider · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by Guitar7272

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Yeah, but Red Bull is the non-prescription formula...

Ishmael · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by MauiAl

everytime you tell a bad Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris kills a kitten

By the end of this thread the dogs and mice of the world will be very , very happy.

CTRider · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by MauiAl

everytime you tell a bad Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris kills a kitten

Of course, Chuck's idea of a "kitten" is an adolescent lion that hasn't eaten for at least two days...

Ishmael · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by CTRider

Of course, Chuck's idea of a "kitten" is an adolescent lion that hasn't eaten for at least two days...

My mistake : I am not yet wise in the ways of Chuck Norris.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris must get a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to legally wear pants!

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

When Chuck Norris breaks the Law, the Law doesn't heal

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he also round house kicked the deputy.

06-15-2007	#181 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

06-15-2007	#182 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”. Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

06-15-2007	#183 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	We have super heros, and super heros have Chuck Norris __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#184 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

06-15-2007	#185 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	everytime you tell a bad Chuck Norris joke, Chuck Norris kills a kitten __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#186 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	Ahla (islamic god) can no longer promise 40 virgins for every man for who is worthy he can only promise them 40 women that have been with chuck norris. __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#187 (permalink)
Spok RIP Deron - 1400Pilot Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mount Vernon, Washington Posts: 36,712	chuck norris said if we ever let this thread die....so shall we __________________ AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer

06-15-2007	#189 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	If someone starts a "Congrations...Chuck Norris reaches 5000 posts" thread Chuck Norris will kill them with a roundhouse kick to the face. Just for not asking permission first. __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#190 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	As a child chuck norris was never abused, likewise chuck norris beat his parents daily __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#196 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	Chuck Norris must get a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to legally wear pants! __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#197 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

06-15-2007	#198 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

06-15-2007	#199 (permalink)
MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,220	When Chuck Norris breaks the Law, the Law doesn't heal __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#200 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he also round house kicked the deputy. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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