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Old 06-15-2007   #201 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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How many people does it take to screw in Chuck Norris' lightbulb?

No one one has ever gotten past him to change it...
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The term Crotch Rocket was actually coined after someone saw Chuck riding a sport bike.
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How many people does it take to screw in Chuck Norris' lightbulb?

No one one has ever gotten past him to change it...
Thats because Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
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This is just about the funniest thing I've ever read !
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I'm sorry to break the chain, but.... this is absolutely the gayest picture I've ever seen.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...chucksays4.jpg
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I'm sorry to break the chain, but.... this is absolutely the gayest picture I've ever seen.
Dude... run... fast...
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