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Gimme more twisties
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He's just so tuff the bikes are frightened to start. When they're turned over they just whisper " Shhhhhh - he might hear us. " |
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Don't matter! You make a gazillion dollars in shows, movies, etc. because people THINK you're tough, it don't matter whether you are or not! You just hire some bonehead that IS to keep folks outa your face!
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11-23-2007
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By the time you figure out who Chuck Norris is...you're dead.
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can bump old *** zombie threads.
Super Chuck Norris Bros. - Gaming video
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Chuck Norris is so tough that the Boggie Man, Freddie Kruger(Nightmare on Elm Street), Jason Vorhees(Friday the 13th), and Michael Myers(Halloween) all cower in fear with their teddie bears at night that Chuck Norris will visit them in the night.
Chuck Norris is so tough, the sun doesn't set at night because the Earth revolves, it sets at night because Chuck Norris tells it too.
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