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Old 06-12-2007   #21 (permalink)
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Now that's a really good one.
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Told I look kinda like Chuck Norris:
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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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Told I look kinda like Chuck Norris:
What wino told ya that Scrappy??





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Just how tough IS Chuck Norris?

Tough? Chuck Norris?? Pfffttttt!!
He's a sissy!!!!





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Oh god, Chuck Norris has finally made it to my beloved forum... This is my all-time favorite:

When Chuck Norris donates blood he politely declines the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
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Oh btw, read this to find out what Chuck really thinks...
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When God said, "let there be light" Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Oh btw, read this to find out what Chuck really thinks...
Interesting - ol' Chuckie has a pretty cool attitude about things. OK - I take it back - Chuckie is NOT a sissy or a wimp!
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You're way better looking!
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LOL ...what have I started?!?
Something only Chuck Norris could stop.
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I saw one of the dumbest, most ridiculous "stunts" ever in a Chuck Norris movie or TV show (can't remember which) that involved him riding a motorcycle into the back of a moving truck. It was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

I guess you have to be a guy to appreciate Chuck Norris.
Be careful...

It's a well known fact that everyone agrees that Chuck Norris' stunts are all cool since he started killing those that don't.

- Chuck Norris drives a Dodge Ram because the name implies action.

- Chuck Norris doesn't wear glasses because his eyes are afraid to fail on him.

- Chuck likes DVDs instead of tapes because DVDs are more lethal.

- Chuck never rents - he owns....

- Chuck never hits you just once. You're just usually unconscious for the second one.
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