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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
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We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
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Chuck Norris can kill you in you sleep by invading your dreams and making sure you don't wake up before you land.
Chuck Norris wasn't selected for the Lethal Weapon series of movies because producers thought his name and the title together would be redundant. Chuck Norris was once in a staring contest. The camera blinked. |
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris is getting older, and someday a new kid will arrive and kick his sorry ***.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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You got it all wrong son, DEATH is the ONLY justice for ALL mankind......rich or poor, good or bad, even Norris. 
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yeah right.....
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Wow, you guys are really hung up on this guy. Oh well, to each his own I guess. Personally, my idol is still Bugs Bunny. He always wins.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your a$$, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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