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Old 06-13-2007   #61 (permalink)
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Wow, you guys are really hung up on this guy. Oh well, to each his own I guess. Personally, my idol is still Bugs Bunny. He always wins.
Bugs Bunny - watched him everyday after school when I was a kid! Great cartoons!!
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Bwahahahhahahah, best one I've heard in a while.

Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary - except mercy
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Most young boys love to write their names in the snow while peeing. As a boy Chuck Norris wrote his name in concrete while peeing.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
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If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
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Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair
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The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god, because playing is for children. God, however, plays Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. It is rumored that her impregnation could have caused her death, as well.
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Chuck Norris can bench press Shawn Lattimer......and his Vulcan 2000.
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Chuck Norris is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. It is rumored that her impregnation could have caused her death, as well.
That's a good one.
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Chuck Norris can bench press Shawn Lattimer......and his Vulcan 2000.
So is that one.
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# When Chuck Norris was a teen, he had sex with every nun in a small convent in Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated champions in NFL history
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only regular season undefeated champions in NFL history, actually had one loss. They lost to Chuck Norris in a preseason exhibition game. Chuck Norris played all 11 positions... both ways.
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Chuck Norris once got in touch with his feminine side... and then promptly impregnated it.
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