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There are no lesbians, only women who haven't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is like a box of chocolates. Too much will result in death
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Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get. |
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The mere mention of Chuck Norris causes Britney Spears' panties to disappear
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Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris...
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Lincoln was not actually shot by John Wilkes Booth in 1865. Lincoln lived a long and healthy life. But then in 1982, Lincoln's great grandson in passing said Chuck Norris was a sissy. Chuck Norris appeared instantly and roundhouse kicked him so hard that it traveled back in time and killed Lincoln and all Lincoln's future progeny and history became as we know it.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris impregnated my Mom just by staring at her. I was born 9 months and 6 days later. When I was delivered the only person that cried was the Doctor.... nobody slaps Chuck Norris' love child.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't like to roundhouse kick people. He just has to.
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