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Chuck Norris once demanded that the rain go away and come again another day. The rain hasn't been heard from since.
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 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If stuck on what to do, just ask yourself: "What Would Chuck Norris Do?", and then give up, because you can't kick that hard.
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Chuck Norris once stared at the Sun and the Sun blinked...
The big bang happened because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the universe.
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Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Once Chuck Norris took an exam and answered every question with one word...Violence. He got 100% because Chuck solves every problem with violence!!!
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If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
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Chuck Norris never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.
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It is a little known fact that all the diamond polishers and cutters in the world have been manufactured with a single baby tooth from Chuck Norris.
It is also known that this is the only time one is able to use the words "baby" and Chuck Norris in a single sentance without spontaneously combusting. It is also a little known fact that it is impossible to use parentheses around the name of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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If you wake up in the morning it's because Chuck Norris spared you.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chucknorriphobia: The fear of getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. All human's have Chucknorriphobia. There is no cure. And it's always lethal.
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Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
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