Just how tough IS Chuck Norris? - Page 8

*trikebubble* · 06-15-2007

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Originally Posted by Guitar7272

One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

You should be dead right now for using parentheses around Chuck Norris' name.

3IOH22A · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris always gives the other guy a fair chance.
He counts to infinity the nanosecond before they die.

greg

**Spok** · 06-15-2007

chuck is so tuff that he doesn't use a toothbrush. no, he uses a craftsman 3" mini grinder

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

*trikebubble* · 06-15-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spok

chuck is so tuff that he doesn't use a toothbrush. no, he uses a craftsman 3" mini grinder

You are dead right now and don't even know it. Chuck Norris killed you in your sleep last night for even considering using the word m-i-n-i in the same sentance as his name today. He is so quick that Death has not even had a chance to catch up with you yet.

Sorry Buddy.

**Spok** · 06-15-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikebubble

You are dead right now and don't even know it. Chuck Norris killed you in your sleep last night for even considering using the word m-i-n-i in the same sentance as his name today. He is so quick that Death has not even had a chance to catch up with you yet.

Sorry Buddy.

much like Pai Mei's 5 point palm floating heart technique?

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spok

much like Pai Mei's 5 point palm floating heart technique?

and that's NOT from the movie

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Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

**Spok** · 06-15-2007

chuck norris once sneezed while on vacation to the tropics, it was captured on film

chuck_norris_sneeze

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "OWWWW - What The Hell was That?"

**Spok** · 06-15-2007

chuck norris is so tuff, when he was born the doctor refused to slap his baby bottom for fear of a round house kick

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

See I heard different... When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. No one slaps Chuck Norris and gets away with it.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

*trikebubble* · 06-15-2007

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

*trikebubble* · 06-15-2007

God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.

*trikebubble* · 06-15-2007

A dingo didn’t eat your baby, Chuck Norris did.

MauiAl · 06-15-2007

It is said you can't know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris because he'd kill you if you touched his shoes.

Guitar7272 · 06-15-2007

Chuck Norris was working on a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When his manuscripts were discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

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3IOH22A Turtle Wax Taster BTK Intermediate Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kingston Ont. Canada Posts: 165	Chuck Norris always gives the other guy a fair chance. He counts to infinity the nanosecond before they die. greg __________________ Individuals must enforce there own meaning in life and rise above the conformity of the masses

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Spok RIP Deron - 1400Pilot Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mount Vernon, Washington Posts: 36,699	chuck is so tuff that he doesn't use a toothbrush. no, he uses a craftsman 3" mini grinder __________________ AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer

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Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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Spok RIP Deron - 1400Pilot Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mount Vernon, Washington Posts: 36,699	chuck norris once sneezed while on vacation to the tropics, it was captured on film chuck_norris_sneeze __________________ AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer

06-15-2007	#151 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "OWWWW - What The Hell was That?" __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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Spok RIP Deron - 1400Pilot Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mount Vernon, Washington Posts: 36,699	chuck norris is so tuff, when he was born the doctor refused to slap his baby bottom for fear of a round house kick __________________ AUGUST 2006 MOM In Memory of Deron Harden - 1400 Pilot. You are missed. Official Cup Holder Inspection Officer

06-15-2007	#153 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	See I heard different... When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. No one slaps Chuck Norris and gets away with it. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,219	In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. __________________ Putting Up With You

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trikebubble Slow Guy on a Fast Bike Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 22,629	If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. __________________ 08 Midnite Sapphire Blue ZX-14

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Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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trikebubble Slow Guy on a Fast Bike Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 22,629	God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please. __________________ 08 Midnite Sapphire Blue ZX-14

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trikebubble Slow Guy on a Fast Bike Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 22,629	A dingo didn’t eat your baby, Chuck Norris did. __________________ 08 Midnite Sapphire Blue ZX-14

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MauiAl Evil Doer BTK Expert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Butt Crack Oregon Posts: 2,219	It is said you can't know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris because he'd kill you if you touched his shoes. __________________ Putting Up With You

06-15-2007	#160 (permalink)
Guitar7272 The Widows Son Extreme Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 9,125	Chuck Norris was working on a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When his manuscripts were discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. __________________ 2007 mean streak It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring... October 2008 Member of the Month

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