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My favorite one-liners in others' movies (from Chuck Norris)

Some of my favorite one-liners from their films include the following. (Before discovering their movie origin to the right of each saying, see if you can guess the sources or maybe even test a friend's knowledge.)

"Here's looking at you kid." (Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" – 1942)

"How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?" (Cary Grant in "North by Northwest" – 1959)

"Out here, due process is a bullet." (John Wayne in "The Green Berets" – 196

"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" (Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Harry" – 1971)

"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men." (Marlon Brando in "The God Father" – 1972)

"I don't want to kill everyone." (Al Pacino in "The God Father 2" – 1974)

"You talkin' to me?" (Robert De Niro in "Taxi Driver" – 1976)

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." (Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" – 1976)

"With a little luck, the network will pick me up." (Sigourney Weaver in "Alien" – 1979 – after ridding the spacecraft of aliens)

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" (Carrie Fisher in "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" – 1980)

"Go ahead, make my day." (Clint Eastwood in "Sudden Impact" – 1983)

"I'll be back" (Arnold Schwarzenegger in "The Terminator" – 1984) (This line would be repeated in some reminiscent way in nine of his following movies).

"He's dead tired." (Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Commando" – 1985 – after killing a man)

"You're the disease. I'm the cure." (Sylvester Stallone in "Cobra" – 1986)

"A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister." (Bruce Willis in "Die Hard" – 1988 – after killing and stealing the shoes of a terrorist)

"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up." (Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" – 1989)

"After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!" (Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon 2" – 1989).

"I crap bigger than you." (Jack Palance in "City Slickers" –1991)

"Hasta la vista, baby!" (Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" – 1991)

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave." (Val Kilmer in "Tombstone" – 1993)

"Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse." (Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" – 1995)

"Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you." (Mel Gibson in "The Patriot" – 2000)

"We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into Hell. Now we'll see if it has a chance." (Tom Cruise in "Mission Impossible 2" – 2000)

"Who's your Daddy now?" (Angelina Jolie in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" – 2005 – After she hits Brad Pitt's character with a teapot and headbutts him)

A few favorite lines from my own movies

I'm often asked about my favorite one-liners from my own movies. Here are a few that stand out and still cause me to chuckle.

"My kind of trouble doesn't take vacations" ("Lone Wolf McQuade" – 1983)

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" ("Code of Silence" – 1985)

"If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left." ("Invasion USA" – 1985)

"Sleep tight, sucker." ("The Delta Force" – 1986 – after taking out a terrorist)

[fretbuzz]

Yup. I've been reading it for quite some time. I would say me and Chuck, a fellow Texan, see eye-to-eye on just about everything -lucky for him.

[jukief]

Originally Posted by fretbuzz

Yup. I've been reading it for quite some time. I would say me and Chuck, a fellow Texan, see eye-to-eye on just about everything -lucky for him.

That's hysterical, Justin.

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what julie said

[CycleDude]

Chuck Norris is so tough they had to give him a weekly column.

[MauiAl]

I like a couple myself...

"I am not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
from: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***...and I'm all out of bubble gum"
from: "They Live"

And the best ever, about to be censored...

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ******s, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "

-Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket